ITT: Post something weird about you

Whenever I take photos with the flash on, my left eye always gets red eye and my right never does.

 

When I cry, the tears always comes from my right eye, and my left eye doesn't even get wet <__<*

 

I have weird-looking eyes.

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I enjoy eating uncooked pasta with whipped cream and jam on top.

 

I have no eyes, just hollow, cold, dark, holes.

But I can still see you.

 

I use floss a lot more often then I should, and outside the bathroom

 

I hate bananas and tomatoes, but will happily eat banana cake and bolognase sauce.

 

I read signs and posters and random words on the internet...OUT LOUD!

 

I don't mind bananas, but I don't particularly care for banana cake.

The tomatoes thing is the same with me though.

 

I have bad mental issues.

 

I'm able to browse /b/ while eating.

 

I'm not alone :D

 

I steal other peoples limbs.

 

I love my life.

 

I do math to calm myself. If a peice of paper is not avalible, I'll double 2s in my head.

I ALWAYS get to 65,536 , but then I'm always calm there or I get interupted. (The double of that, by the way, is 131,072. I just did that in my head on the spot)

 

^^^

Except i run through the Fibonacci numbers, or perfect squares, or perfect cubes. Makes me feel better.

 

I take pictures but they usually get erased [all of them] afterward.

 

Welcome to my world :'D

I can and always have been able to write with both hands.

 

:D

... I have never eaten and will never eat a slice of steak.

 

I believe in Friday 13th