KeyBlade Spirit Vs. Oldman106

Okay So KeyBlade Spirit and i were Doing some Pming and Started doing Crazy stuff like making storys.. It Started off with me asking him Why Everyone Hates America. and it ended up from hating America to Him being Delicouse food and drinks all the way to making a story. So We agreed on making this. We've ( Okay maybe only me ) decided to make Chapters.
Rules:
1. Don't try adding some funny parts in this thread ( PM Me or KeyBlade Spirit about a funny Part )
2. I'd like to hear about how good and funny it was.
3. !!REGULAR FORUM RULES STILL DO APPLY!!
THat's all the rules!
So here's Chapter 1


CHAPTER 1
WHY HATE AMERICA?

Me:I live in Amerca and it Seems like a great place to live why is everybody hating america?

KeyBlade Spirit: It was a joke. I live in America too. But everyone else gets all the cool stuff. Thus, everyone MUST hate us. :cryinganime:

Me:Oh okay That's kinda true in a way they do kinda hate us.. THere was Vietnam that proved that we are nosey.. that might be why everyone hates uss..

KeyBlade Spirit: And as PROOF that everyone hates us, Tetsuya Nomura only released FM in JAPAN! He's racist!! :lol:


CHAPTER 2
RACIST NOMURA



Me: LOL We should SUE!! :yelling:

KS:Yeah! We'll sue for the Riku Code and a bunch of his stuff that we have no use for!

Me:Yeh!! We should also sue for the right to own Kingdom Hearts and Be let in on KH:BBS , KH:Coded , and KH:358/2 but most of all that we should sue for is.. is.. is his Pillow!! his precius pillow!!

KS:Yes. And we'll make him make us our OWN KH games. And a KH game that's AMERICA EXCLUSIVE. Just so that he can't have it! And that... will destroy him. And so that the people in JAPAN will have to buy SwapMagic! OH YEAH!

Me:And the Question American KH fans will be asking Japan is "DO YOU FEEL OUR PAIN NOW??!!? DO YOU FEEL OUR PAIN !!!!???!" Then It will go around the News and the Two of us will Become Famous in Kh-Vids and many Kingdhom Hearts fansites!! :)

TO BE CONTINUED


CHAPTER 3
GET IN MY BELLAY!!!!

KS:Yeah! And then... and then... and then... You know what, let's just get on with the sueing already.

Me:sure..

KS:I'm serious!

Me:Oh i didn't know you were cerial? i like cerial!

KS:I'm also chocolate milk. I like chocolate milk!

Me:YAY!! I'm also hungry and Thirsty Let me mix you togther to make Chocolate milked Cerial! Yay! Now GET IN MY BELLAY!!

KS:I'm also potatoes.

Me:Potatoes, Potatoes, potatoes, Potatoes OMG!! youre drivin' me mad you're so many delicous foods!!! FOR THE LAST TIME GET GET IN MY BELLLAAAAAYYY!!!

KS:No


TO BE CONTINUED...AGAIN

CHAPTER 4
ROXAS NEEDS A CELL..FTW..

Me:Okay can I atleast TASTE you??????
KS:No
Me:Waaahh?? waahhhaahahah???
Well can I hold you?
*Hehe He'll never see this coming ! when I hold him im gonna gobble him up hahah!!*
KS:No
Me:..Please????
KS:And yes. Now you can hold me.

*Mua haha*
Me:Sweet!! *Attempts to gobble you up*
hahahahah!! I captured KeyBlade Spirit Now I can Capture The KeyBlade And The keyBlade Wielder Sora!!!!!
Mother: Why Are You Screaming??
Me:Mooom, I'm in the middle of a nefarious Plot To Destroy Sora!!
Mother:Come Down and Eat dinner We're having Macaroni and Cheese!!
Me: ohhh!! Macaroni and cheese!! ayay!!!!
KS:*Punches out of you during your dinner*
Oldman106's mom: ohh
*Oldman106's mom faints*
KS: Action Hero! Danananananananananananananananananananaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
Me:Me: NOOOOO!! I must Destroy You!! uhh.. Cloud! No he's with Sora.. Xemnas! No Xemnas Hates me cuz i tried to Take over Org. XIII .. Roxas!!! i could convince him you're Evil!! Now what was His Cel???
*Tries To Dial Roxas' Cell while fleeing from you*
KS:One fatal flaw in your plan to call Roxas. He doesn't have a cell!

TO BE CONTINUED.. FTW..

 

This is GREAT! Let's work on a banner for it.

 

so, uh, is this like a SPAM-ZONE RPG?

and its getting pretty funny =]

 

Okay Glad you liked it KeyBlade Spirit I thought you were going to say something like no non nothats not rgiht!! (cuz alot of ppl i know say that!)

 

It's not exactly an RPG as much as, oldman106 and I in an funny story that people might be able to guest star in after we get done with the PM story.

 

uhh.. yeh pretty much i guess

K mon ppl start reading this it's funny!! and keep posting

 

never say pie when pie is good make....when will keyblade spirt come again lol...

 

Oh.. I'm going to put up chapter 2 soon maybe right now.. I got nothin' better to do..

Here's Chapter 2


CHAPTER 2
RACIST NOMURA



Me: LOL We should SUE!! :yelling:

KS:Yeah! We'll sue for the Riku Code and a bunch of his stuff that we have no use for!

Me:Yeh!! We should also sue for the right to own Kingdom Hearts and Be let in on KH:BBS , KH:Coded , and KH:358/2 but most of all that we should sue for is.. is.. is his Pillow!! his precius pillow!!

KS:Yes. And we'll make him make us our OWN KH games. And a KH game that's AMERICA EXCLUSIVE. Just so that he can't have it! And that... will destroy him. And so that the people in JAPAN will have to buy SwapMagic! OH YEAH!

Me:And the Question American KH fans will be asking Japan is "DO YOU FEEL OUR PAIN NOW??!!? DO YOU FEEL OUR PAIN !!!!???!" Then It will go around the News and the Two of us will Become Famous in Kh-Vids and many Kingdhom Hearts fansites!! :)

TO BE CONTINUED

 

Ya know? Looking back, I wouldn't look good with spiky hair.

 

HEY!! I had spiky hair a while back.. But I'm growing my hair out into a ponytail now.. No, no I am NOT Gay.. My uncle had it, My dad used to have it .. until he lost a bet though.. so I think it's cool.. I'll post the other chapter soon..

CHAPTER 3
GET IN MY BELLAY!!!!

KS:Yeah! And then... and then... and then... You know what, let's just get on with the sueing already.

Me:sure..

KS:I'm serious!

Me:Oh i didn't know you were cerial? i like cerial!

KS:I'm also chocolate milk. I like chocolate milk!

Me:YAY!! I'm also hungry and Thirsty Let me mix you togther to make Chocolate milked Cerial! Yay! Now GET IN MY BELLAY!!

KS:I'm also potatoes.

Me:Potatoes, Potatoes, potatoes, Potatoes OMG!! youre drivin' me mad you're so many delicous foods!!! FOR THE LAST TIME GET GET IN MY BELLLAAAAAYYY!!!

KS:No


TO BE CONTINUED...AGAIN

 

I still won't get in your bellay. I don't even know what a bellay is.

 

*facepalms* wow you 2 dont get that when kh1 came out the Japanese had less things than us, so alot of japanese people got really pist so Tetsuya Nomura had to realese something to shut up the folks. So he made kh1 final mix for japan only.

 

But when we got mad he didn't give us a Final Mix? Meh, I'll get Swapmagic. Or maybe I'll go to Jump Festa one year and stalk him until he gives us what we want. What's that? You don't know what we want? American Final Mix.

 

kh1 final mix was t3h ph41ure anywas. kh2fm+ on the other hand was worth the 60 bucks.

 

Ok,Ok lets get back on topic now!
I'll post the next chapter soon.. I just moved so.. yeh.. unpacking is so annoying.. ..

CHAPTER 4
ROXAS NEEDS A CELL..FTW..

Me:Okay can I atleast TASTE you??????
KS:No
Me:Waaahh?? waahhhaahahah???
Well can I hold you?
*Hehe He'll never see this coming ! when I hold him im gonna gobble him up hahah!!*
KS:No
Me:..Please????
KS:And yes. Now you can hold me.

*Mua haha*
Me:Sweet!! *Attempts to gobble you up*
hahahahah!! I captured KeyBlade Spirit Now I can Capture The KeyBlade And The keyBlade Wielder Sora!!!!!
Mother: Why Are You Screaming??
Me:Mooom, I'm in the middle of a nefarious Plot To Destroy Sora!!
Mother:Come Down and Eat dinner We're having Macaroni and Cheese!!
Me: ohhh!! Macaroni and cheese!! ayay!!!!
KS:*Punches out of you during your dinner*
Oldman106's mom: ohh
*Oldman106's mom faints*
KS: Action Hero! Danananananananananananananananananananaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
Me:Me: NOOOOO!! I must Destroy You!! uhh.. Cloud! No he's with Sora.. Xemnas! No Xemnas Hates me cuz i tried to Take over Org. XIII .. Roxas!!! i could convince him you're Evil!! Now what was His Cel???
*Tries To Dial Roxas' Cell while fleeing from you*
KS:One fatal flaw in your plan to call Roxas. He doesn't have a cell!

TO BE CONTINUED.. FTW..

 

you've never seen Austin Powers have you?

 

No. I have not! :D

 

GET IN MY BELLAY!
is a quote from Austin Powers..
A really fat guy yells at MiniMe "GET IN MY BELLAY!!"
so yeh..