KHV, I need your help.

There's a spider in my bathroom.
I have arachnophobia.
What do I do. ;~;

 

Okay,

You get a shoe/blunt object/anything big

and throw it.​

 

*inb4Killitwithfire*

If you're arachnophobic then call somebody else to shoo it away

Or...

throw some water at it. it ALWAYS work xD

 

Shoot it.

 

Have a nice cup of tea with the kind spider.

 

It's on the ceiling and it's like 12:30 am, my parents are asleep. D:
And I'd throw something but with my luck it'd land on my face or something. ._.

Bye.

Oooh, good idea, I'll call spdude and he can join us.

 

Okay,

...

get the bug spray

spray it somehow

and run like hell.​

 

You could get a broom and hit it.
Just make sure your standing/sitting a few inches away from it.

 

Oh okay, that's right you're half an hour ahead of me in timezones...

Again try throwing some water at it, Even if it hits you water cannot hurt you THAT bad xD

Lol.

 

eh, i'm afriad of spiders too. close the door. try to forget about it. :/

 

csll your bf tell him to get is bleep over there and ya>.> or throw a kniofe :3

 

Excuse me, sir, but I am not a tool of destruction.

 

Kill it with hairspray. and then make your parents pick it up in the morning.

 

Okay! Listen carefully:

1. Learn the language of the spider
2. Gain their trust.
3. Breed with their men.

In time, your differences will be forgotten.

 

Or just spray him >>''

or you can just be one with the spider XD

 

I hope I didn't scare you :l

Spoiler

 

Hairspray + Match.

 

1. Rape it.
2. Remember Bee Movie? The guy who tried to kill the innocent bee used a lighter and spray. Do that, and the Spider is guaranteed to dodge it get pwned.

 

Make it radioactive and have it bite you. Spider-wolf, anyone?

 

This or you can always call Fayt and tell him to kill it for you.