Now look at Notch. Now back to your man now back to Notch. Sadly, he isn't Notch, but if he would stop programming in Perl and start using Java he could code like Notch. Look down. Back up. You're in Sweden looking at the man your man could code like. Look at your hand. Now back to Notch. What do you see? You see a chest with Redstone Dust that can be used to build myriad contraptions that you love. Look down. Back up. The Redstone is now Diamonds. You see, anything is possible when your man stops programming in Perl and codes like a man. I'm on a pig. Ah how I love that old meme.
