LC's Reviews: No More Heroes

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    LC's Reviews
    No More Heroes for the Nintendo Wii

    Skyler's Personal Favorite Game of 2008

    Being the direct spoof of your usual, everyday cliches in video gaming and geek pop culture, this game deserves a special review due to the fact that this game is damn right amazing. The makers behind the Killer series are back again with a fantastic game for the Nintendo Wii that will surely bring back some Kill Bill memories back in place.

    The entire concept of this game is to go through ten enemies who claim themselves as being the top ten assassins of an organization called the United Assassins Association. Or the UAA, for short. You are approached by a woman named Silvia who informs you about this UAA when you buy her a drink, flat broke in a bar.

    Riding on your enormous motorcycle, the Schpeltiger, you approach all of these assassins to reclaim your title as the greatest assassin of them all. But the only problem is, you're flat broke, and have no job.

    Simply, this brings back some good memories of amazing games and pop culture movies. It's like Star Wars, Kill Bill, an M. Night movie, some California, and finally, hit it with some Japanese yakuza feel to it, and you've got yourself a game. Now, as I've told before, this is in fact a spoof game of all the cliches you see in everyday pop culture.

    The lightsaber you swing around mindlessly, being one of the biggest from the classic Star Wars. And then, smack the person who loves all of it, as the main character, the otaku badass.

    Now, when I picked up the game, I was never skeptical. I knew this game was going to kick ass. And already five minutes into the game, and I was completely drawn to it. All I could do was wait for the cutscene to be over, and the cutting and slicing to begin.

    And trust me, if you have ever seen an M. Night movie, you will laugh at the sudden twists this game has to offer. And the ending is tragically hilarious. Hopefully, we get the sequel to come out sooner than we think. And by the way, I recommend this game for all true The World Ends With You fans. You will fall in love with this game as fast as pedobear gets on Yotsuba.

    That's it for now. And hope you all enjoyed my review. Stay tuned next time for the review of the movie, The Transporter.
     
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