Let's quote funny stuff that happened at school today 8D

Vernon: Are deers mamals?

GOGOGOGOOGOGOGOGO

 

"Why the hell are you on KHV again, Riley?"

 

Professor talking about Taming of the Shrew: "So what was Catherine like?"
Silence.
"Come on, you read it, she was...what?"
I'm getting ready to say shrewish.
"Someone say it!"
Random kid: "She's a bitch."
Professor: "Thank you! that's what I was looking for. She's such a bitch."

 

So I know I'm not supposed to be here but I saw this and couldn't pass it up.
I have nothing else to do anyway.
Obviously Wolfie is not my real name.

Teacher right before taking the AP Euro midterm:
"Did anyone see Wolfie?"

I was sitting in the seat assigned to me in the back row.
I don't say anything.
So the school's main office calls home and asks where I am.
Meanwhile I'm sitting there taking the exam, which the teacher handed to me.
Still don't understand how that worked. :|

lolbai

 

Hiiiiiiiiiiiiiii

 

History Professor: "When you are doing your papers just forget Wikipedia even exists. I mean seriously, this is the same place that had a picture of Chris Rock on Queen Elizabeth's page for the longest time and had people convinced that Sinbad had died. Well... maybe his career has died but that's not the point."

 

no jason, men do not have have ovaries

this was in health class

 

*Teacher talks loud*
Elena: ha ha I have better grades than you Alexis.
me(Alexis): How do you have better grades than me *teacher is done talking* when your doing drugs, boozing, and getting cheated on by every bf you have
*teacher calls office*
intercom: Elena please come to the office

 

(we were supposed to be filling out a To Kill a Mockingbird sheet after reading the part where Jem gets stuck in the fence and has to take off his pants)
Me: I think I'll make my own To Kill a Mockingbird movie.
Friend: Who can I be?
Me: Miss Caroline... I think I'll be Atticus. [super-serious face] "WHERE ARE YOUR PANTS, SON?"

 

I dun get it. I need to read "To Kill a Mockingbird" My bf's little brother used to call it How to Kill a Mockingbird

 

can someone edit this guy's message that actually sounds sane?

 

...I was gonna agree, but then you got full of yourself.

 

PANTS ON THE GROUND. ::L:


At lunch~
[random silence]
Friend: Hey! We should all get fake beards, go to the Art classroom and gaze upon the artworks and critique them while stroking our manly beards.



We still don't know where that came from.