Links view on the towns people of hyrule:

"The word townspeople is hyrulian for knuckle dragging inbred ******s with ****** conversation skills"

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kwxVjNLPVhI - makes me lol

PART TWO - makes me lol harder - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jyHjlPbBnZE&feature=related

"as if the ****tard townspeople isn't enough, I have to deal with a whole friggen dungeon full of weird assed monsters. Most criminals and abductors, they just hire some swervy assed goons to keep watch, duuuuuuude, not Ganon. He's got a whole ****ing platoon of goofy assed weirdo freak monsters, trying to push my **** in."