MAy I take a moment of your time, dear What?

Do you have siblings named Who? When? and Why?

Also, has anyone made this joke before?

@thread title: Ah, shit...

 

He's got Who? and I Don't Know.

 

And we were oh so close to winning the World Series.

 

I'm now more concerned about what made your parents come up with these names.

A sequence I imagine to have gone something like this:

Doctor: Congratulation, it's a boy. Have you thought of a name?
What?'s Mother (currently smoking a cigar and tipping her hat down to the doctor): What, good sir?
Doctor: Good choice, madam.

 

Another reason why I love my mother. She is Humphrey Bogart.

 

I imagined more of a Wiinston Churchill look, but that's satisfactory in my mind now.