Metal kh-vids Solid: The Twin Cynics Pt. 2

Sorry about this one being so long but there's a lot happening here. lol.

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Our hero, Shadowjak, reaches the top of the lift just in time to see the Hind-D powering up it's roters. He ducks behind some crates to avoid being seen. He then acesses the Mod CP again.

SJ: It's shadowjak. I'm in the front of the facility.

RVR: Good work, SJ. Age hasn't slowed you down one bit.

SJ: Are you calling me old?

Mish: How's that sneaking suit working out?

SJ: Peachy. I'm nice and dry, but it's a little hard to move.

Mish: Bear with it. It's designed to prevent hypothermia. This is Alaska, you know. But if you want your berries freezing...

SJ: Nono...that's fine. Take it easy. I'm grateful. If it weren't for your suit and your shot. I would've turned into a popsicle out there.

Mish: An anti-freezing peptide, SJ. All of the goons in this exercise are using it.

SJ: I see. I'm relieved to hear that. Already tested, huh? By the way, how's the diversion going?

RVR: Two F-16s just took off from Galena and are headed your way. The spammers tracking cookies should have picked them up by now.

Shadowjak exits the CP to observe what is going on.

SJ: A Hind D? RVR, what's a Russian gunship doing here?

RVR: I have no idea...but it looks like our little diversion got their attention.

Shadowjak looks through his binoculours, zooming in on the Hind-D's cockpit as the helicopter takes off to intercept the F-16s.

RVR: Now's your best chance to slip in unnoticed. There are only 18 hours left until their deadline. Try to pick things up a little? Chip-Chop-Chep.

SJ: What are you on?

Madiyasha: Wow...he must be crazy to fly a Hind in this kind of weather.

SJ: ...Who's that?

RVR: Oh..her. I haven't introduced you two yet. This is MADIYASHA. She was assigned to us as our visual- and data-processing specialist. That and she's an Inuyasha nerd. I'd like to give her credit with the design of the CP but she did come up with your radar system. Contact her if you have any questions about either.

Madi: Nice to meet you, SJ. It's an honor to speak to a living legend like yourself.

SJ: ..................

Madi: What's wrong?

SJ: Nothing...I just didn't expect a world class designer of military technology to be so...cute.

Madi: Oh now you're just being silly.

SJ: No, I'm serious. Well, I know I won't be bored for the next eighteen hours. (*collective groan*)

Madi: What's this? I'm being hit on by the famous Shadojak? But I'm suprised... I...I didn't think you'd be so blunt.

SJ: Looks like we both have a lot to learn about each other.

Madi: It does, doesn't it? Well, let's get to know each other better. (*Second collective groan*)

Madi: But first, let me explain your Radar System. You'll be represented by this chibi Inuyasha. Your enemies are chibi Sesshoumarus. And the blue cone shape represents their field of vision.

Mish: Be careful, SJ. The goons have highly developed senses of hearing and vision due to their long hours of playing Super Smash Brothers Brawl. Make sure you don't let them see you.

RVR: First, I want you to infiltrate the site and look for the RP Sec Mod.

Mish: The RP Sec Mod. was injected with the same GPS-transmitting nanomachines as you.

Madi: He should appear on your radar as a Chibi Kouga.

RVR: Get whatever information you can from him about the Spammers. If he's alive, that is...

Madi: SJ, your radar isn't affected by the weather, but if you're discovered by an enemy, it's useless.

RVR: Yes, it gets jammed easily, I'm afraid.

SJ: Budget cuts again?

RVR: Bingo.

Madi: Yes, it's made from currently existing technology. So you won't be able to use it in an area with strong harmonic resonance. So be careful.

RVR: We'll be monitoring your movements by radar, so contact us by CP anytime you want.

SJ: Got it. I'll call if I'm feeling lonely. (*groan*)

Mish: Seriously, SJ. We've got your back here, so call if you need some information or advice. And don't screw up.

Madi: I'm also in charge of your mission data. Contact me if you want to save your status.

RVR: Remember, except for your binoculars, you need to arm yourself with whatever weapons you can find.

SJ: I remember. First, I'm strip-searched by Mish here, and then all my weapons are taken away. Imagine yourself put in that situation.

Mish: Well, if you don't screw this mission up and make it back in one piece, maybe I'll let you do a strip search on me. :3

SJ: I'll hold you to that, Mish. By the way, sorry to disappoint you, but I did manage to smuggle out my smokes.

Mish: How did you manage that?

SJ: In my stomach. Thanks to that shot, my stomach acids were suppressed.

Madi: Cigarettes? How are those going to help you?

SJ: They make me look cool and you never know.

RVR: If you want to get in, you can always waltz through the front door. It's the fastest way, but there's too much risk of being spotted by the goons.

Shadowjak focuses on the front door with his binoculars.

SJ: I can't just knock on the door and ask them to let me in.

RVR: What about the air duct near the door?

SJ: One sentry on the right and one on the left. They're armed with "five five sixers" and pineapples.

RVR: Pineapples?

SJ: You know...grenades.

RVR: Why didn't you say so? There should also be a duct on the 2nd floor.

SJ: I can't see it from here.

RVR: You're a big boy. I'll let you decide the best course of action. I'm counting on you, SJ.

SJ leaves from behind the container up onto a snowy hill. From there, he climbs some stairs, making sure not to be seen

RVR: You're not going to believe this, but they shot down the F-16s we were using as a diversion...with a Hind D! Then we got a message from Laurence Fox. He said if we try something like that again, he'll launce the Database error string! SJ, hurry up and get in there! That Hind will be coming back soon.

SJ then crawls into the ductwork of the facility. Receiving a strange call on the CP.

Xaldin: SJ, this is Xaldin. It's been a long time.

SJ: Xaldin, why are you in the CP?

Xaldin: I quit being the news guy, so I moved out here for some peace and quiet. And...they got these moving stairs and mini-pizzas. Once in awhile I still log in and bring some news.

SJ: Passing on info to the newbs, huh?

Xaldin: RVR told me of the situation here. Thought I might lend a hand.

SJ: There no one I'd rather have in a foxhole than you.

Xaldin: Well I know lots about survival in a harsh environment. Alaska ain't nothing on Bermuda with our Triangle. But I've been here awhile, so call me if you have questions about the flora or fauna out here.

Shadowjak continues on in the ductwork. Glad to have an old friend before he overhears two guard speaking.

Goon 1: I moved the RP Sec. Mod to the cell in the 1st floor basement.

Goon 2: What about the vent shaft cleaning?

Goon 1: They just opened the covers. They're about the start spraying for rats.

SJ: 1st floor ventilation shaft...

Goon 2: Shut those covers as soon as they're done spraying. Also keep your eye on that woman in the cell. Don't get careless now.

SJ: Woman in the cell?

Goon 1: Did something happen?

Goon 2: There's been an intruder.

Goon 1: Really?

Goon 2: He's already done three people.

Goon 1: He's killed three people?

Goon 2: Yeah. They say he's using stealth too.

SJ: Stealth? There's an intruder besides me?

Goon 2: Anyway, I want you to increase the security detail on the Sec Mod.

Once the two continue on their patrol, SJ exits the duct system, down a ladder. Making his way to the holding cells. Noticing his radar picking up a chibi-Kouga.

Madi: Look at the radar! It's picking up the RP Sec Mod. He's the chibi-Kouga. Hurry and rescue him.

Our here makes his way through the duct system. Overhearing a man complaining about Alaska, a woman doing situps, and finally the RP Sec Mod.

Arc: Who...Who's that?

SJ: You're the Sec. Mod Arc right? I'm here to save you.

Arc: You're here to save me, huh? What's your outfit?

SJ: ...Well...I know it's not Armani but..

Arc: No no...who are you with?

SJ: I'm the pawn they sent here to save your worthless butt.

Arc: Really? It's true. You don't look like one of them. In that case, hurry up and get me out of here.

SJ: Slow down. Don't worry. First I want some information...about the spammers.

Arc: Spammers?

SJ: Do they really have the ability to carry out a Database Error String?

Arc: What are you talking about?

SJ: The spammers are threatening KHV. They say if they don't agree to their demands, they'll launch a crippling code at the site preventing anyone to the site.

Arc: Sweet jesus!

SJ: Is it possible?

Arc: ...It's possible. They ....could cripple the site.

SJ: How do they plan to do this? I thought this place was just for storing spam codes. They shouldn't have access to a hacking code.

Arc: What I'm about to tell you is classified information. We're conducting exercises with a new type of...experimental weapon. A weapon that will change the world. A weapon with the ability to launch a repeating code through a proxy from any computer on the face of the earth.

SJ: METAL GEAR?! It can't be.

Arc: You knew?

SJ: THE STORY IS ****ING CALLED METAL KH-VIDS SOLID!

Arc: Well...I talked. So it's just a matter of time before they get Mustang's code too.

SJ: If they find out Mustang's code...

Arc: Well...you don't really need codes...you can just insert card keys. There's three of them...one for each station.

SJ: Do you know where they're keeping Mustang?

Arc: Second floor basement somewhere. Here take this...it's my ID card.

SJ: What's it good for?

Arc: Well...you can get anywhere in the RP section. And it will get you free movie rentals.

SJ: *Pockets.*

Arc then proceeds to have what appears to be a heart attack...or he could just be really sleepy. SJ is puzzled.

SJ: *shakes head* Dead asleep.

SJ: Mish, the Sec Mod! What happened?!

Mish: lol banned. I...I don't know. it looked like a heart attack but...

RVR: A heart attack? No...

SJ: ...RVR, are you hiding something from me?

RVR: Fine, those pants do nothing for you. But you need the highest security clearance to get access to the complete file.

SJ: You want me to believe you in charge but you don't have complete access?!

RVR: I told you. The Forum Helper Leader is in operational control. I'm...just here as your support. We don't have time for a debate here. Get out of there and find Sec. Mod Mustang!

Our hero is then confronted by a goon with a female voice.

Female goon: Don't move! So you killed the RP Sec Mod. You *******...!

She examines him for a moment.

Female Goon: Laurence Fox? No...you're not. Don't move!

Shadowjak notices the gun to shake.

SJ: Is this the first time you've handled a gun? Your hands are shaking.

Pulls his handgun on the f. goon

SJ: Can you shoot me, rookie?

F. Goon: Careful, I'm no rookie.

SJ: You have rookie eyes.

F. Goon: You talk too much.

SJ: The safety's on.

F. Goon: I'm not rookie like I told you!

SJ: You're not one of them are you?

The door opens behind them as Goons enter in the room./i]

SJ: We got company. DON'T THINK. SHOOT.

The two clear the goons out of their way.The girl thanks SJ for his help and runs off.

SJ: Who are you?

Meanwhile in a confusing flashback...

LF: You fool. You've killed him!

Darkandroid: I'm sorry, Sir.

Libregkd: ...His mental sheilding was very strong. I couldn't dive into his mind.

LF: Now we'll never get that crippling code.

Libregkd: Boss, I have a good idea.

The flashback ends with our hero being fired upon by the girl who escapes in the elevator. A dark form appears levitating in a trenchcoat.

Libregkd: Good girl. Just like that...

The form disappears leaving SJ to run to the CP.

SJ: Mish, I just had some sort of hallucination. Is it from the nanomachines?

Mish: Unless you've been on 'shrooms. No, SJ, your nanomachines are working fine. It must have been coming from Libregkd, Fox-Hound's psychic.

SJ: So that was Libregkd.

Snake goes into the elevator himself to an upper level. Finding a section of wall that doesn't match, he places a grenade in front of the section. He walks through the whole to find the Sec Mod, Mustang held to a support pillar with wire.

SJ: Am I too late?

Mustang: *groan*

SJ: he's alive. You're the Sec. Mod Mustang right? Don't worry, I'm here to save you.

Mustang: No! Don't touch it...

SJ: C4!

The sound of a revolver being loaded and shot catches his attention before he jumps to avoid the shot.

Darkandroid: Right. Touch that wire...and the C4 will blow up along with the old man!

Mustang: I am not old!

Darkandroid: Play along? So you're the one that the Boss keeps talking about.

SJ: And you?

Darkandroid: Special Operations Fox-HOUND...*Fancy revolver action.* Darkandroid. *More fancy revolver action.* I've been waiting for you, shadowjak. Now we'll see if the man can live up to the legend! This is the best gun ever. Six bullets. More than enough to kill anything that moves.

shadowjak and DA engage in a heated and most epic battle. Where DA keeps rolling off innuendo lines about guns, no doubt drunk.

DA: You're pretty good. Just what I'd expect from the user with the same cynical mood as the boss. It's been a long time since I had such an epic fight. But I'm just getting warmed up.

Just then a vague form appears causing DA to loose his right hand.

DA: My hand!!

The same vague form cuts the wires causing the C4 to explode.

DA: Invisible mode. Invisible even to staff! Can't you even lurk right? You were lucky. We'll meet again!

After DA flees, SJ faces the strange lurker in the exoskeleton.

SJ: Who are you!

Vivi's Dark side: I'm like you...I have no name.

Mustang: That...exoskeleton...!

Vivi's Dark Side would then yell toward the cieling as electrcity shakes his form. Remember kiddies...exoskeletons look cool but they ouchie. Vivi's Dark Side would then run out of the area...no doubt to scare some newbies.

SJ: Who the hell?

 

Strip search. xD

 

1. Lmao at Mish's lines! I almost choked when she siad strip search and 'lol banned'

2. HA! DA lost his hand!

3. Vivi+ Gray Fox= Hellz yeah!

 

lmfao. Some lines are just too awesome.
Strip search xD

Must read more!

 

Dude, this story is freaking awesome.

Some linez were lolol.

Strip search mish ;3

 

Yassss, i be the ninja of the story and i have a ****ed up past, just like in real life, good character fitment =D

 

1. Yeah same here, XD 'lol, banned'

2. D=

3. Yeah, vivi should be happy. =P

I lol'd so much at that. XD

 

Well Ocelot keeps making these borderline dirty lines during the battle. My favorite being 'I love the feeling of a long silver bullet slamming into a well-greased chamber'

I pretty much figured you were drunk.

 

Lol...strip-searched..XD

 

-just found this-

You. are. god.

Lol, chibi Kougas.