My sister gave me a cold

and I feel miserable.

 

My girlfriend gave me a cold and I don't feel miserable.

 

I haven't had a cold in years. I'm the healthiest person in my family.
But at least you get to skip school right?

 

lol, I would, but I'm already graduated. And even if I weren't, I was homeschooled all my life anyway. And before it's brought up, I don't have a job, so today's really just like every other day except I get to stay in my PJ's all day.

 

My cat gave me a cold and I knew that my life was perfect

 

i dont have a cold. i have the flu.

 

I get colds once or twice a year, and I've had a small sore throat since Saturday, so I'm hoping that, if it is a cold, I didn't get hit hard, and the sore throat will be it.

 

It could be worse. You could have the T-Virus.

 

Did she include a gift receipt? You should return it for a refund.

 

Or AIDS. I'm H.I.V. Positive that would be worse.

 

If you laughed at this, you're a bad person. On a completely related topic, I laughed. :)

 

Thank her with a sneeze.

 

my aunt gave me one, i felt like killing her for a while...




















































































Yes, the cold was that bad.

 

well, at least you'll live.

 

I read the title as 'My sister gave me a child'. Disappointingly, I was wrong.

 

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