Noobs can't blank post

I post in white so new**** think I just blank posted. If you're reading this then please sit down and listen to my story.

Only moments ago, while I was going out for a walk, I was startled by something I saw out of the corner of my eye. Believing it to be someone walking up behind me, I turned around to see who it was, but saw no one. I soon realized it to be none other than my Doppelgänger. At first, rather surprised, I quickened my pace to avoid any confrontation that would most certainly bring about my demise, but my efforts proved to be ineffective. Surely enough, as I was making my way, the dark figure returned to the corner of my vision, and I soon realized that it was not my Doppelgänger but the Forgetful Pink Elephant who I owed quite a deal of money to. I instantly tried to run but alas my efforts failed and I was dealt a blow to my head. I soon awoke in a dark room and as the Forgetful Pink Elephant apologized for what he had to do I knew I was doomed. In an instant I was thrown into a tub of some sort of liquid and as I tried to escape I soon realized I was drowning in delicious Booty Sweat.

 

Delicious .

 

. .

 

WHY ARE NOBODY SAYING ANYTHING? D:

Blank posts rock!

I can't see what I'm typing though >_>

 

Nobody read my story ;_;

Cin is still a noob =\

I hope you burn and rot for all eternity, hover over that! :D

 

Doppelganger is evil.

 

Im a noob ):

 

I found your story delicious, THAT NOT GOOD ENOUGH FOR YOU?!

 

Test 1 2 3.

I am no longer a newb.

 

What are all of you doing making noobs look so stupid?Not all of them are.
That was a lie. 99.999999999999% of noobs are stupid and have the noob gene which makes them super annoying like the triple post or advertising.

 

That is an amazing self-portrait of yourself.

 

Well your our favourite noob rosey and your our noob

 

how do you blank post? ):

 

you can talk.Your a bigger noob then cin...oh sorry that was going too far...your not as bad as cin.(jk)

I dunno ask a moderator

 

The start of this story seems familiar but I just can't put my finger on where I heard it....

 

lol we pwn all the n00b arse

 

Damn, I wish I knew how to blank post ;-;

 

orly ?

 

if only if only