Y IZ I SPEAKIN SO FUNNY? I GOT MAH HANZ ON AN LULZ KAT TRANZLATOR! AS U CAN C DIS AR TEH TEH RESULT. OH U WANTS TEH LINK? HEERS TEH LINK BY TEH WAI DID ANYONE ELSE C FLASH?
I must dearly applaud you for moving forward into the future and retrieving a translator that translates current English into its next direct evolutionary step. Bravo indeed.