It's almost 10:40 and I haven't started my paper for film class yet!! Quick! Give me a reason to stop procrastinating!! Ready... GO!!
The longer you procrastinate, the more small, innocent children will spontaneously combust into flames.
Eh, they probably deserved it. So if I stop procrastinating, you'll stop posting? Interesting... I have power to control random members now... this pleases me.
You'll fail and be a sophmore with freshman credits and everyone will laugh at you. Leading you to drop out.