Okay, so this

0:00-0:27 - Badass intro to the music video
0:27-0:44 - Music comes in, video turns very gay very fast
0:44-1:42 - Group dancing begins, gayness decreases slightly but remains constant
1:42 - Notes hit about eight octaves above a piano's range, new music form is invented to entertain bats
1:55-2:12 - Some kind of weird Korean rap about 9/11, video still very gay yet losing gayness
2:21 - Gayness levels drop drastically, dancing is still gay though
2:37 - Lyrics degenerate into OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
2:54 - Seems like it would be a lot more awesome if I knew what the hell they were singing about
3:11 - All gayness suddenly and without warning disappears
3:18 - Nevermind, it came back
3:36 - I swear to god if the dancing weren't here this wouldn't be gay in the least but that dude in the front is pretty much getting fondled as he dances
3:43 - Gay dancing disappears
3:49 - Gay dancing reappears with pelvic thrust circle
3:54 - Video is badass again
4:06 - Dancing reappears but is slightly less gay
4:12 - His hair looks computer generated
4:14 - Dancing becomes gay again
4:18 - Gay levels top the charts
4:25 - The Return of Batmusic
4:33 - Gayness levels suddenly drop again, however gay is not completely gone
4:52 - This would be infinitely more badass if I could actually hear the guitar solo over the ****ing background track

Final diagnosis after my sandwich

 

Dalk, what does the video say on its "gayness" level?

 

This video would be more awesome if it weren't for the dancing.

 

Be right back, I'll need permission to use Kid Hero's "._." face.

 

Got it yet?