I have a terrible sore throat. I also have class tomorrow, and I take the bus. It is cold. I can (a) skip out on class tomorrow and let myself heal or (b) go to class anyway and buy my daily chocolate bar that somehow soothes my throat. Wat do?
I'd skip out on class. Wouldn't want to get sicker. (This is also coming from someone who spent the last two days at home because I've been feeling really sick and won't go to school sick. Also I'm in high school.)
Go to school you wuss. No seriously. If I complained to my mom about a HORRIBLE SOAR THROAT, she'd tell me to go anyway. Man up.
So I'm just going to hope for the best tomorrow. Maybe I'll pick up one of those masks that some people use to keep from spreading their illness. Also, fun fact. NyQuil makes me hyper, not drowsy. I got all of 15 minutes of sleep from it before I woke up and couldn't stop my legs from vibrating.
Wakes me up too... probably the alcohol. If I took a caffeine pill I'd probably pass out for a day instead of stay up.. Oh and get well soon, if you have to go into school just wear a Darth Vader helmet. Say it's to prevent spreading your illness. This gives you the added bonus of sleeping because nobody can see your head.
Use a voice modifier so that you sound like your just inhaling and exhaling deeply and mechanically... like the real Darth Vader. /^\ /*_*\ Fail Vader Face
Ehem. Drink bottle of vodka. Scratch that, drink barrel of vodka. Barrels of vodka. Drink, drink and drink until your throat is burning, until your throat is scorching. Drink until your throat has been thoroughly singed-- then, I can assure you, you will have acquired a sense of perspective along with an inflammatory throat and everything will be A-OK. When you can no longer feel, that's it.
Oooh yeah, I can chug it all in one go. In one swift swig. Do I dilute it? Of course not. Undiluted and sent to me via the deepest depths of hell. Is how I roll. NO DILUTION.
