One time....

I was outside with my dog, Grace. The mailman pulled up, and walked up to our mailbox, and when he did, Grace barked at him. Alot. Soon after, the mailman ran off screaming like a girl. I am not kidding this happened -_-

 

climax is where

 

One time.... I posted a reply in this thread.

 

One time... I beat the crap out of the next person who posts in this thread.

 

I don't think anyone will, ohshi- *bashed*

 

One time I made a post saying, "One time I made a post saying, 'One time I made a post saying, 'One time I made a post saying, 'One time I made a post saying, 'One time I made a post s-EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

 

Mailmen and dogs have been enemies for years....well, maybe tnat's not entirely accurate. it's more like mailmen have been dogs' *****es for years (heheheh, ironic) because I've seen a dog maul the hell out of a mailman (in person, mind you......the ******* sent me a high phone bill and I had to misplace my Canadian rage somewhere >.>)

Point is, mailmen are society's rag doll. SALUTE!!

 

One time I read and quoted a post saying One time I made a post saying, "One time I made a post saying, 'One time I made a post saying, 'One time I made a post saying, 'One time I made a post saying, 'One time I made a post s-EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

 

The dog next door is very protective about the mail box. Also, a repairman regretted not listening to instructions of arriving at the front. My neighbours had to buy him new trousers.

 

One time I felt like-

Oh hell, I'm not even going to dignify this thread with an aggressive comment. :/

 

Now you know why he was screaming.

 

Thank you Doctor Phil!