It seems I have gotten a splinter on my right pointer finger. I'm right handed. This makes using a mouse, a keyboard, any sort of writing implement, forks, etc painful. :'c
I would but it is little and deep in there so I'm just going to leave it. Nah, I suffer through the pain for you guys. c: I do type a lot slower than usual though, because I am avoiding using my pointer finger.
I'll make sure you're real "comfortable" and that you get all the right "service". And then while you're distracted I saw your finger off, perfect plan? I think so!
All you do is dig that nasty old splinter out. Then you get a Hello Kitty Bandaid. Because Hello Kitty Bandaids fix everything.