Philip is dead =/

Today I killed our class pet, Philip the fly. The class was so sad, they left a memorial on the spot where he was brutally murdered. They even had a moment of silence. Now there are wanted posters in the hallway for me. Im a fugitive :( People I dont even know keep yelling 'You killed Phillip!'. The only survivor of the fly killings today is Philip's twin Fred.

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Im serious. I killed a fly my friend named Philip and the entire 8th grade is after me =/

 

LOL!
They cared about a fly that much? And now there after you over a fly?

 

Sadly, yes =/

 

8th Grade is that sad now?

 

That poor Fly TT.TT

 

*grabs pitch fork and torch and runs after the fly Killer* YOU KILLED PHILIP!

LOL! Meh, poor you. I would try and replace Philip with a hamster or something and tell them that philip transformed into a hamster! XD

 

why on earth would anyone have a pet fly?
i would burn their wings so they cant fly around and bug me.
its funny as hell when they try to fly cause they would flip over and spin around on thier back.

 

amen to that..... but seriously......thats just ******ed

 

This is freaking me out *Starts freaking out*

 

...>> ...<< that is so lame