Post a joke.

Check title.As for me:As a senior citizen was driving down the freeway, his cell phone rang.

Answering, he heard his wife's voice urgently warning him, "Herman, I just heard on the news that there''s a car going the wrong way on Route 280. Please be careful!"

"It's not just one car," said Herman, "It's hundreds of them!"
Note:This is the part where you rofl.

 

Do you know the muffin man?

 

Nope,whussat?

 

LOL
I really did laugh at your joke.

Lets see...

"Knock-knock."
"Who's there?"
"Butcher."
"Butcher who?"
"Butcher hands up! This is a robbery!"

 

"Holy Crap! I locked the Keyblade in the car!"

 

Hmm...Okay...How bout this one:A woman and a baby were in the doctor’s examining room, waiting for the doctor to come in.
The doctor arrived, examined the baby, checked his weight and found it somewhat below normal. The doctor asked if the baby was breast fed or bottle fed.

“Breast fed,†the woman replied.

“Well, strip down to your waist,†the doctor asked. She did. He pressed, kneaded, rolled, cupped, and pinched both breasts in a detailed, rigorously thorough examination.

Motioning for her to get dressed he said, “No wonder this baby is under weight! You don’t have any milk.â€

“I know,†she said, “I’m his grandmother, but I’mglad I came.â€

 

ROTFLOL!!!

Good one.

 

Check this out.There were 2 eggs in a frying pan.The first one says:''Man!It's hot in here!''and then the secong one replies:''Holy sh*t!A talking egg!''

 

"How did the satellite pictures of the World turn out?"
"Not so good. Someone moved."

 

HAHAHA.Nice!Here's another one:A cannibal was walking through the jungle and came upon a restaurant opened by a fellow cannibal. Feeling somewhat hungry, he sat down and looked over the menu...

Broiled Missionary: $ 10.00 Fried Explorer: $ 15.00 Baked Politician: $ 100.00

The cannibal called the waiter over and asked, "Why such a price difference for the politician?"

The waiter replied, "Have you ever tried to clean one?" =p =p =p

 

Two canibals were eating a clown, one looked at the other and said, "Does this taste funny to you?"

Ok... that was lame... at least yours was funny.

 

Nah,your's wuz nice too!

 

lol...

Hint:I tell this with the hillbilly voice!-"And let the lord, Jesus, be thanked for sendin' us 'em chocolate marshmellows from d'em heaven's ebove!"​

 

(No sexism intended. You ladies rule)

TOP TEN REASONS COMPUTERS
MUST BE FEMALE

1. They just sit there blinking dumbly at you.


2. No one but their creator understands their internal logic.


3. Even your smallest mistakes are immediately committed

to memory for future reference.


4. They frustrate the hell out of you when you give a command and

they don't, won't, or can't follow it.


5. Sometimes, try as you might, you can't turn them on

particularly if you already have a floppy in.


6 If you floppy disk has a virus, you can be $@#$@#$@#$@# sure your

computer will get it.


7. They have a lot of data, but are still clueless.


8. A better model is just around the corner.


9.The best part of having one is the games you can play.


10. In order to get their attention you have to turn them on.