Question.

How will you save the world? You have:

1) A whip.

2) Bottle of Pepsi.

3)Chuck Norris poster.

3)A jar of Marshmallow Creme

4) A cellphone

5) A toothpick

6) Geass​

 

Um... What are we saving it from?

 

i will sacrifice these items to arise chicken

 

Use the toothpick and cream to create a magic circle, and use the poster as a catalyst to summon Chuck Norris himself, give him the whip and pepsi, let nature do it's course.

 

Anything. It's da apocalypse or something =o​

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Oh crap we're screwed

 

I would drink the Pepsi while recording the end of the world on the phone. I would hang up the Chuck Norris poster

Spoiler

(he's probably causing the apocalypse, so he will maybe obliterate me last if I have an image of him prominently displayed on the wall of wherever I am?)

, and throw the toothpick and Marshmallow Creme at people. I dunno what I'd do with the whip.

 

Thanks for trying to save us all xD​

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Eat the Pepsi, drink the whip (whips are cool, so I assume that this is 'Cool Whip'), post the Chuck Norris Poster on some stupid kingdom hearts forum, screw the jar with the 'marshmallow creme', stuff the cellphone in my mouth, and then clean my teeth, with the toothpick.

 

Genius....

 

Tell me something I do not already know.

 

Chicken arise! Arise chicken!

 

Obviously Geass since its hidden

 

Just as planned.

 

Wait, I've got a whip? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAHAHAMWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAMWAHAHAHAHA. Oh, wait... save...

Well, can I used my whip?!

 

Oh, fuck yes.

 

I give my whip to another person for no reason.

Drink my Bottle of Pepsi.

Rip the Chuck Norris poster.

Sell the jar of Marshmallow Creme somewhere.

Break my cellphone.

Use the toothpick.

Use my Geass.

._.

 

Sell them to buy a Kingdom Hearts Cheat Code Book.
Follow instructions.
Find Keyblade.
Wield.
Kill.

(:

 

*Random deep sexy voice: "Ooooohhhhh yeeeaaahhhh"*

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