Seeing as how Final Fantasy XIII is out in Japan now

I think it's safe to give my overall review of the game. Although I warn you, don't go crying "HUUUR DUUUR! YUR A BIASED FANBOY" and all that **** cause I don't want any of that ass****.

My review:









Lightning Dies.

 

RAAAAAAAAAAAGE SAasdfasdf

 

RAGE!!! *head explodes

 

...Meh. Wasn't really interested in her anyway.

 

She was kinda hot but I knew Nomura couldnt deal with having too many weather/sky related characters. He had to kill one off eventually. And by kill off I mean kill and not bring back.

 

Only chicken-wusses and lamers hate Seifer. Which one are you?

 

Let me put this another way: Has anyone else cut ODIN in half?

 

...Wait... Have you even played the game Seifer's from, or do you just hate his KH cameo?

 

What are you? Some sort of ******?

 

You forgot to mention that Seifer gets pwned by Gilgamesh a few rounds later.

 

Yeah there's copypasta running around on /bx/ right now.

Spoiler

lightning dies.

Sera and Lightning are the same person and there's time travel involved.

The skill tree is a carbon copy of FFX

Cid is an effeminate girlboy

 

Couldn't care less. I really only wanna play VS XIII anyway.

 

Seifer = Top tier.

Gilgamesh = God Gilgamesh tier.

So that's understandable.

 

Yawn. Next game please.

 

**** you.

 

Enjoy your backstreet boy emo ****.