Sex or Vidya Gaymz

You decide.

 

Bad sex can be a lot worse than bad vidya gaymz

But good sex...

*doesn't vote*

 

The video games will always be there. The sex on the other hand might get pissed that you left the cap on the toothpaste off and leave.

 

This. Seriously.

Vidya would never hurt me or lie to me, unlike sex.

Sex is a bitch. Fuck sex. Sex doesn't make me sleep on the couch if I forget to put the toilet seat down.

 

So let's break this down here.

Stick my penis into a vagina

or

Stick my GIANT FLAMING HYDRAULIC DRILL INTO SOME CRAZY, SUPERPOWERED DRUG ADDICT'S SKULL










Vidya.

 

Well if we're going by merit of sticking giant drills in things, anime beats all.

 

...I didnt think of this. :/gasp:

 

I don't have to cuddle my 360 after playing GTA IV.

 

ITT: Virgins. lol j/k

 

I still laughed even after reading the white text.

 

However, vidya games doesn't make babies, but then again, you can't masterbate in a video game.

 

Who says? .

 

Looks like there's a tie. So how about we put them together..?

 

You'd be surprised.

 

Gurren Lagan?

The Playstation 3.

 

Damn, I can't decide. Both are great. Both have negatives. Can't... choose.

 

Vidya gaems don't fall asleep after I beat a level :v

 

Ok.. my dilemma..

Vidya games can't give me STDs, but isn't sex, can't get pregnant and if I'm unsatisfied with the product, I can return it for a refund. If I enjoyed the vidya game though a lot, I will talk about it for weeks, I'm hyped and then people will warn me about spoilers and be jealous.. or is that if I have sex..

Sex can give me STDs, feels great, but if I'm not satisfied with the product, I lose money, dignity and self-respect, more than likely. If I enjoyed the sex and have a decent relationship, I won't talk much about it because you're not supposed to. Something about spoilers.. or is that video games.. life is so confusing.

Sex = Vidya Games

 

In the end, I want it all. And I want it now.

 

Difference:
Vidya games suck even AFTER a divorce.