Sex

Discussion in 'The Spam Zone' started by jafar, Jan 21, 2009.

  1. jafar custom title

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    Would anybody like a cup of sex? It's on the house.
     
  2. EDWARD_1 Moogle Assistant

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    Is it safe?
     
  3. jafar custom title

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    As safe as a razor sharp blade!
     
  4. MSUK Twilight Town Denizen

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    I'm down.

    I'm sorry if that's the worst pun imaginable. v_o
     
  5. Fayt-Harkwind Where yo curly mustache at?

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    In that case, I'll take one of those
     
  6. jafar custom title

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    Well, here ya go. Sorry if it's a bit steamy.
     
  7. EDWARD_1 Moogle Assistant

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    All right, but does it come with sweetener?


    Milk, maybe?
     
  8. jafar custom title

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    There's plenty of milk in it already.
     
  9. EDWARD_1 Moogle Assistant

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    For some reason, that makes me a bit uneasy...

    So... Any sugar in there?
     
  10. jafar custom title

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    You can add as much sugar as you want.
     
  11. EDWARD_1 Moogle Assistant

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    .......<<

    .......>>

    *kisses cup*
     
  12. TheMagicalMisterMistoffelees Professional Crazy

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  13. EDWARD_1 Moogle Assistant

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    ..........

    *Looks into cup*

    Something's moving in my cup...
     
  14. Graxe King's Apprentice

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    Why is it "on the house"? (takes literally)
     
  15. Radiowave ITSA PIIINCH

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  16. EDWARD_1 Moogle Assistant

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    This cup is talking to me...

    Kill them, EDWARD....
     
  17. TheMagicalMisterMistoffelees Professional Crazy

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    *shoots lazers out of eyes at it*
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    I did NOT know I could do that.
     
  18. EDWARD_1 Moogle Assistant

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    Yay! Papa has lazer eyes!
     
  19. Rayku Kingdom Keeper

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    >.< Yes I would like some "Sex on the Beach"
     
  20. Peppy Merlin's Housekeeper

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    Sex is a crime against porn.