DUDE! THAT **** WILL TOTTALY GET YOU BANEED OVER THERE! Some guy had a video of him raping a dead body in a bathtub. TOTTALY GOT BANNED!
One time a woman was going to the hospital, she was pregnant with triplets , a man shot her three times in the stomach, however, she did give birth to two healthy girls and one healthy boy, 15 years later one of the daughters goes to the mother and says: "Mom, I was going to the bathroom and I pissed out a bullet." She said, a few hours later the other daughter comes in and says, "Mom, I was using the bathroom and I pissed a bullet." She said, a few minutes after the song comes in, "Mom," he says, "Let me guess, you were going to the bathroom and a bullet came out!" The mother says in aggravation, "No, I was screwing a dog and a bullet came out."
