So I'm locked out of my house.

Does anyone here live in Ohio and know how to pick locks? Because I can't afford a locksmith and I'm gonna be out for 3.5 hours unless I can get the door open.

 

That's not fun. But nope, I live in Colorado(not for long though, moving in a couple of months).
But the same thing happened to me when I went golfing with my brother and grandpa. He left the keys in the trunk and the car was locked, so we ended up waiting at the golf course with nothing to do for 4 hours. Just standing around for 4 hours with nothing to do. Because even though it was a golf course, we had already done our time

 

You do not need to get the door open. If you can find a screw driver or a crow bar, and your windows are not locked, you can take the screen out and climb in through them.

 

The only window that isn't locked is the one to my bedroom on the second floor. I can get to it pretty easily, but anyone who sees me will think I'm trying to burgle the place. Meh, it's worth it. I'll try to find something like that.

 

I'll get what little money I have to pay your bail

 

More like, "Oh my god, a guy who I don't recognize is breaking into the house of a neighbor who I don't see often enough to recognize! What was his name again? Nekosomething? Gah, I need to call the police!"

 

I'll root for you on courtTV.

 

Nekoki's Log: Stardate 14/11/2011 1529

The wind is picking up and it's making me cold. I have at least 1.5 hours before someone else gets home. Laptop battery died about an hour ago, using my 3DS now. In desparate need of a restroom. Also tired, but there is no place to nap. If I don't make it, tell bookworm9009 on Youtube that I still love(d?) her.

 

He forgot to say 'Stardate'. Clearly he is not fit to be captain of a ship such as the Enterprise.

 

Aw, but I wanted to be the next captain of the U.S.S. Enterprise! XD

Anyway, I once locked myself out of my house without a laptop or a cell phone or anything, and I had two yappy dogs with me. My parents were driving somewhere and weren't supposed to be back for like, three hours, and it was 4 A.M. so my sisters were still dead asleep. I was out in the cold for like a half an hour, throwing bits of leftover sidewalk chalk at the upstairs bedroom window.
Luckily for me, my parents ended up not driving all that distance and came back home, so I only had to wait for like a half an hour.

 

But it wasn't a stardate.

 

Actually, every day is a stardate, as stardate is just telling time by the stars instead of earth time.

 

Yes it wa-

Thank you.

 

Give me....four minutes.
Stalker magic shall get me there.
<3

 

Your sig~

Nekoki, locate the nearest wardrobe and Dax can bludgeon the door down with a leprechaun.

 

So as it turns out, I got home before my mom's lunch break when she could have come home to let me in. FML.