So I've been..

Blood donating. Giving out a pint of blood.

All I know is it's a free pass to heaven. I'm on the moral high ground.

 

I do it for the free cookie.

 

What is a pint of blood equivalent to? Hmm.... Any who... That's good for you.

 

Actually, doing that is demonic.

 

Make sure you aren't a Kryptonian, then go for it.

 

Doing your mum is demonic!
To my surprise that actually works as a 'your mum' cuss.

 

And in heaven, you'll get that blood back.

 

I'm envious. I want to give blood but I can't as my veins are too small. But still, good on you.

 

Last time i gave blood i totally passed out.... but i got a free cookie so it was worth it. :)

 

Donate a few gallons instead. It will get you to heaven even faster...but not in the way you're thinking of.

 

I try donating plasma when I'm low on cash lol

That's the problem I ran into. Apparently there's a decent sized vein but it's below a small vein and they'd have to go through the small vein, which isn't safe at all. I've stopped going because I've gotten so nervous lol

 

You get money for plasma? What the hell, i'm living in the wrong country!