Something just occurred to me.

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  1. KeybladeSpirit [ENvTuber] [pngTuber]

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    If not for Hitler, the Nazis probably would have had a leader with good military sense and they would have won. Weird how that works out, eh?
     
  2. Rapid Ignis Destiny Islands Resident

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    yeah.... you're probably right, so.... yeah.... my response to this: PRAISE GOD.... or, for you people of other religions, PRAISE YOUR DEITY! ..... And if you're atheist..... PRAISE SCIENCE!
     
  3. Llave Superless Moderator

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    Science killed Hitler, fact.
     
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    Science has proven that when you shoot yourself in the head, you die. So yes, science DID kill Hitler.
     
  5. Loxare Hollow Bastion Committee

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    Never invade Russia. That's just dumb.
     
  6. Scarred Nobody Where is the justice?

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    Never bomb a country that has nothing to do with it in the first place. Especially one that's getting a lot of funding for manufacturing weapons for your enemies.
     
  7. Arch Mana Knight

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    No matter who would have lead Germany, they would've lost. Come on, you guys really don't believe they could ever stand a chance against AMERICA do you?
     
  8. ShibuyaGato Transformation

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    That is what damned Napoleon.

    Or am I think about the Ligers?
     
  9. KeybladeSpirit [ENvTuber] [pngTuber]

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    Oh come on, you know we've just been lucky this whole time.
     
  10. Arch Mana Knight

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    Luck has nothing to do with it. We had the bigger stick.
     
  11. KeybladeSpirit [ENvTuber] [pngTuber]

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    Russia has always had the biggest stick. Their condoms don't even get as small as 25 cm.
     
  12. Droid Hollow Bastion Committee

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    You do not simply invade Russia, they invade you. Or pelt you to death with NEVER ENDING SNOW, Napoleon learned that the hard way.
     
  13. Loxare Hollow Bastion Committee

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    No, you're right. Napoleon never should have gone to Russia either. Russians can handle a good winter. The French? Not so much.
     
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    Fun fact: Before America entered the war, Nazi Germany planned to hyperinflate the economies of the US and the UK by pumping in millions in counterfeit dollars. It would have worked, too.
     
  15. KeybladeSpirit [ENvTuber] [pngTuber]

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    And America actually once planned to paint Mt. Fuji red to lower Japanese morale. Face it, the whole world was filled with hare-brained schemes at that point.
     
  16. MadDoctorMaddie I'm a doctor, not a custom title!

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    Except Germany probably wouldn't have gone to war without Hitler, at least not in the same way they did with him .-.
     
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    "Not in the same way" is the key though. If they hadn't gone to war in the same way, they would have won.
     
  18. Loxare Hollow Bastion Committee

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    No, the counterfeit bills really would have destroyed US and UK's economies. The government fears counterfeits for a reason.
     
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    Just because it would have worked doesn't change the fact that it was kinda crazy.
     
  20. MadDoctorMaddie I'm a doctor, not a custom title!

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    Not necessarily. They might've never gone to war if it weren't for Hitler. He pretty much united Germany, got the Nazi party into power, created his dictator ship... If it weren't for him, I believe it would've been much more likely that the Weimar Republic would've descended into a civil war due to the economy and unhappiness with the Versailles Treaty.

    Now, if someone with exactly Hitler's ideology, but who wasn't insane and had good military strategies, then yes, we'd all be f*cked. But I can't think of a figure like that at the moment (if there was someone like that, I'll give this one to you).