Sora and Roxas meet...

This is the short introduction to a story. I would post it in the creativity corner, but after I finish you will realize why I didn't.

Sora and Roxas exchanged blows. Sora was finding it increasingly difficult to fend of Roxas' dual keyblades. Sweat furiously dripped down his face, currently twisted into a grimace of intense concentration. Roxas raised his arms for an attack, when Sora found an opening. He struck Roxas, who fell to the hard tile floor with a crash. Roxas' hood slipped off, and Sora drew in a short gasp. Roxas was beautiful. His flowing blonde hair shined in the white glow of the room. His lush, beautiful blue eyes gazed up at Sora with timid passion. Sora gently lowered his weapon and approached Roxas' lucious pink lips. When their lips met, Sora closed his eyes as he drew Roxas closer to him. He could feel Roxas' earlier tension slowly fading away as he grew more comfortable. He grew so comfortable, Sora started to slip his robe off of him. "N-No, please..." Roxas softly protested, struggling to speak through Sora's lips. Sora simply stroked Roxas' hair with an easy, gentle motion. Soon, Roxas stopped struggling, and the robe was off. Roxas wore no underwear; he was fully exposed to Sora, who lowered his face to start slowly and softly kissing Roxas' chest. Roxas' nipples grew harder and harder each time Sora touched them with his tounge. Sora was about to remove his own clothes, until he heard a voice.
"Sora! You ****ing asstard!" He turned to see Kairi and Riku standing in the doorway. Kairi was fuming mad, and Riku just looked grossed out.
"Kairi! It's not what you think!" Sora started to protest.
"Shut the **** up you *******! Why the **** are you cheating on me? And with another guy? I knew you were a fruit, but I didn't know you were full on, full out gay!"
"Kairi, please!"
"Shut the **** up! I've had it with you and your three incher! Riku is more of a man than you anyway, I don't know why I even wasted my time with you!"
Kairi took one of Roxas' keyblades and cut both Sora's and Roxas' throats. She and Riku did it in the growing pool of blood. Goofy was arrested for illegal purchase of child porn.

~Fin.

 

Funniest fanfiction ever.

That's a story of the week winner right there.

 

8DD I love it!! Moooooar!

EDIT: Wait Roxas uke?? >/ Hmm...

 

You win the internet~ <3

I'd be better if you didn't say Roxas' name as much, that'd way Sora'd be like, "WHo is that mysterious hottie?" BUt the reader would know? Catch my drift? << >>

 

That was a beautiful story.

 

=S Everyone liked it? Im sorry I didnt but than agian I dont like Yaoi that much either......some parts were a bit funny but I found it disturbing.........-_-;

Oh but I give Kairi a bit of props! ^_^ Slice their heads off! >D

 

That was so good. I LOVE IT!! MAKES ME SMILE!

 

I found it funny! Not into the yaoi...but the end was funny...

 

o.o Critic...

 

It's Shounin-Ai

You're much mistaken. Yaoi is hardcore smex between men~ <3

 

lol I'm not into yaoi or any of that either... I mainly just laugh when I see it.

 

*laughing hard*
*laughing harder*
*laughing even harder*
*drops dead laughing*
*gets up*

That was funny!
But disturbing.......

 

Yeah I mean your a good writer, I just didnt like the theme.....

 

Yeah, this fic would most likely be considered /cm/ material.

Still, made of GOD and WIN.

 

LMAO!

good job. It made me fall of my bed laughing.:D
I give Kairi props. Just slit their throuts andit will all be over with...

 

YAY! SOMEONE AGREES WITH ME! =3 Thank you AerithRose!

 

Bumped for sexiness.

Btw Nate, Matt and Kevin enjoyed your story.