Suggestions on fixing the oil spill...?

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  1. ♥AL90♥ Hollow Bastion Committee

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  2. Trizzle13 Twilight Town Denizen

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    They should've resolved this situation when it first started instead of thinkin everything would be fine.

    Damn u Adam West!
     
  3. Boy Wonder Dark Phoenix in Training

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    Kevin Costner is Captain Planet.
     
  4. Misty gimme kiss

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    Solution: breed a group of sharks that eat ONLY oil.

    Problem solved.
     
  5. Patsy Stone Мать Россия

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    Solution: The US administration gets off BP's back and lets them continue their charity work. It is charity work because it was completely not BP's fault in any way and the US government is just looking for a scapegoat.

    Because of this, BP's reputation has been destroyed and they are having to fork out billions of dollars to fix a problem not caused by them to try and save face.

    Thank you America.
     
  6. Roxas~N~Namine Traverse Town Homebody

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    Where's Al Gore when you need him?

    and when they run out of oil?
     
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    Hey, guys, let's throw a bunch of hay into the water to soak up the oil!

    :lolface:

    EDIT: Oh, dang, someone already thought of that...
     
  8. ShibuyaGato Transformation

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    Send in a team of highly trained fast food items to solve the problem. That's right. Aqua Teen Hunger Force GO! ^^
     
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    Attatch laser beams onto their heads.
     
  10. ShibuyaGato Transformation

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    So THEY can laser us to death? I don't think so. Make them so that when they don't eat oil in twenty four hours they dissolve into nothingness. That solves the problem.
     
  11. light^_^yagami Merlin's Housekeeper

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    nuke the oil...what???
    its a perfectly acceptible idea
    plus it gives a chance to test the hydrogen bomb
     
  12. Mvalentine King's Apprentice

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    Well i think its obvious...we reverse time and that way the oil will have never been spilt...that or we burn the oil
     
  13. Korra my other car is a polar bear dog

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    [COLOR="CC00000"]Burning the oil actually is a solution.

    But seriously, where the hell has Obama been for the past thirty-something days? And he's going to the site tomorrow, while this has been a known problem since April?
    It was either yesterday or the day before that he was in California talking about "renewable energy"; meanwhile the oil's still flowing. The media trashed Bush because of Katrina, saying he didn't respond fast enough, but there has been hardly any media coverage on this.

    PETA? Where are you? There's animals dying.


    And last I heard there aren't even skimmer ships to prevent the oil from spreading. It's been putting hundreds of people out of jobs, and the price of some seafood will go up.
    This entire situation pisses me off, imo both BP and the US administration is at fault. [/COLOR]
     
  14. Boy Wonder Dark Phoenix in Training

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    Rush Limbaugh said something really funny about whose fault it is that proves how stupid he is.

    But I've forgotten who he blamed.
     
  15. Korra my other car is a polar bear dog

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    At this point I don't really care that much about who's fault it is, just who's going to step up and take responsibility to fix it.
    Namely the government and all the environmental nuts.
    Honestly, where are all of them?
     
  16. Mvalentine King's Apprentice

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    Don't hold your breath...if it's anything like the english government forget about them doing anything right...
     
  17. Misty gimme kiss

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    wat. .___.
     
  18. Korra my other car is a polar bear dog

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    how do i hiroshima?
     
  19. TheMagicalMisterMistoffelees Professional Crazy

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    Why don't we NOT use fire because that defeats the purpose of cleaning up the oil on both an environmental and economic scale.

    Plus, this doesn't plug the leak, so now we have an enormous fire that is being fueled continuously. And we really need that damn oil.
     
  20. light^_^yagami Merlin's Housekeeper

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    cant we just use a nuke???
    one new hiroshima and nagasaki wouldn't hurt