The A/J/C Secret Agent Missions.

To anyone who is in A/J/C: This is a training mission to help us against Russia. It will help us learn Russian as well, so we can be able to stop Russia.

Mission 1.
Decode this message and follow the instructions: Цудд цудд цуддююю Ше шы пщщв нщг рфму ьфву ше ершы афкб иге еру екфштштп цшдд щтдн пщщв рфквук!Зщые ифсл шт еру Ф.О.С ьшыышщты еркуфв црфе ершы црфе ершы ыфны шт Утпдшыр фтв ерфе нщг рфму сщьздуеув еру ьшыышщтю ЫеР цшдд ерут зщые ьшыышщт тгьиук 2 шт еру ашкые зщыеююю пщщв дгслю

 

You mean the Neo-USSR and it's allies. X_X

I'm not good with this decoding. I'll wait for Haseo.

 

When I use Babelfish, it translates into nonsense.

 

lol what are you talking about?

 

It is possible that the "training mission" is nonsense.

 

It's legit Russian, I'm serious.

 

You call this legit?: [Tsudd] of [tsudd] [tsuddyuyuyu] [She] of [shy] of [pshchshchv] of [nshchg] to [rfmu] to [fvu] to [she] of [ershy] of [afkb] yoke to [eru] of [ekfshtshtp] of [tsshdd] of [shchtdn] of [pshchshchv] of [rfkvuk]! [Zshchye] of [ifsl] pcs to [eru] [F].[O]. of [shyyshshchty] of [erkufv] to [tsrfe] of [ershy] to [tsrfe] of [ershy] of [yfny] pcs Of [utpdshyr] of [ftv] to [erfe] of [nshchg] to [rfmu] of [sshchzdueuv] to [eru] to [shyyshshchtyu] Of [yeR] of [tsshdd] [erut] [zshchye] of [shyyshshcht] of [tgiuk] 2 pcs to [eru] [ashkye] [zshchyeyuyuyu] [pshchshchv] to [dgslyu

 

thats' so not what it says. Try putting it in like google translator or something.

 

Google gave me this: Tsudd tsudd tsuddyuyuyu She shy pschschv nschg rfmu fvu than ruff afkb Riga heresy ekfshtshtp tsshdd schtdn pschschv rfkvuk! Zschye ifsl pc heresy F.O.S shyyshschty erkufv tsrfe tsrfe ruff ruff yfny pc Utpdshyr ftv erfe nschg rfmu sschzdueuv heresy shyyshschtyu YeR tsshdd erut zschye shyyshscht tgiuk 2 pieces heresy ashkye zschyeyuyuyu pschschv dgslyu

 

Excellent. Kurt Cobain has found the USSR's National Bear. All we have to do is capture it and make a ransom note.

 

Great job, Kurt Cobain!

 

Tsudd? What the hell?

For some reason the word reminds me of some forgotten, deformed, Disney character.

 

I know what it says! Why so serious?

 

*sigh* crap I forgot Google only translates text. well, now translate those english letteres into english./

 

What the hell is "Gogle"?

 

google i mean. I make typos. a lot. like thsi one.

 

How do I do that?

 

...you'll find a way...

 

I figured it out.

Blah blah blaaah WE WILL ROCK YOU pomegranates are yummy the St. Petersburg is a lie blah blah kamchatka blah blah Josef Stalin blah blah borscht blah blah KREMLIN LOLZ blah blah czars r noobz blah blah Maria Sharapova blah blah Russia's old flag had RED, WHITE, and BLUE. blah blah.

I win. ^^

 

You kinda lost.