the fact i cannot produce threads and kill threads mean one thing

i cannot have kids.
[inb4 this turns into some pro-life/pro-choice bullshit thread]

 

reptar,

has anyone ever told you how sexy you look not being able to have kids?

love,
stalker #1

 

Reptar
Of course you can have kids. You have child bearing hips after all.
Sincerely,
Stalker #2

 

wat .

 

you're implying she has oxen hips.

but then again here that's okay. ;]

 

You know, child bearing hips. But you'd better hurry if you want kids. For what is love? ’tis not hereafter; present mirth hath present laughter; what’s to come is still unsure: In delay there lies no plenty,— Youth’s a stuff will not endure.

@Darky: http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=child bearing hips

 

well this thread totally got awkward.

 

There are options out there waiting for you. You could try in threadtro fertilization.

Or thread adoption.

 

Yeaaaah, sorry. I've been playing a lot of dating sims lately and they've started to affect my actual behavior. I still don't understand how I'm so good at getting the best endings.

 

Maybe I can just adopt a black thread from Kenya. I hear they are fast.

 

Wanna find out. :3

 

You won't be needing this anymore *rips out uterus* I have what I came for.

 

WHY IS THIS THREAD GETTING WEIRDER AND WEIRDER

 

I'm tired of these kinds of arguments.
It is the right of every member to get a staff member to get rid of their posts. A thread does not become a thread as a post, it becomes a thread after being submitted.

/prochoice.

 

get out .

 

You produce threads all the time. People just don't post in them.

 

Really? How did you deduct such information?

 

kk sure ms. oxen hips

 

I see... *looks at this thread* I didn't know we had blind members, who woulda thunk.