The Girl/boy dating advice

Since alot of people (Staff and members alike) are ennoyed about girlfriend
and Boyfriend threads i will take on the task of giving them advice.All the Scenerios
below should cover everything and if it doesn't apply to you then ask me the question
on this thread and add it here.
Boy scenerios
(i)If there is a girl you like that doesn't realise you exist,Bump into
them by "Accident" and try and get to know her.After you get to know
her ask her out but let it slip out gently and don't call it a date.She'll
be yours in no time.
(ii)If there is a girl that considers you a friend then it's a little trickier.
Ask her out but tell her to bring a friend and you bring a friend too.Bring her
some place you know she likes.Break away from your two friends and leave
them with each other (The friends are there to give help if you need it and to make
for a more comfortable atmosphere). Make the move on her and kiss her then.
(iii)If there is a Girl who likes you who you and you don't like her then it requires
Guts.There are two ways of doing this:
(a)You avoid her until she gets the Picture (Not nice)
(b)Talk to her and ask to be friends (Nice but requires guts and sometimes causes
injuries)
(iv)If you like a girl and she likes you but could effect your reputation, forget
your reputation and take her.

To be continued......

Girl scenerios
(i)If theres a guy you like and he doesn't know you exist then you try and catch
his eye and throw him a smile.then walk up to him and take an interest in him and
his hobbies then ask him out.He's yours.
(ii)If there is a guy you like and he conciders you a friend then it isn't that
tricky.First you pretend to go out with someone else (A boy who's a friend) and
tell him to break up with you.Pretend to be really upset and ask the boy you like
to see you.Start crying and then just kiss him as he comforts you.He's yours.
(iii)If there is a boy who likes you but you don't like him it's the same as above.
(iv)If you like a boy and he likes you but it could efffect you reputation it's the
same as above.

To be continued......

Important tips
(i)Girls don't want to be treated like a prize but a person
(ii)Girls should ask the guys out to get rid of the Pressure
(iii)Take an interest in the said person
(iv)Be friends with the other persons friends so as to
prevent "akward moments"
(v)Be yourself
(vi)Allow that person to know you like you know them

To Be Continued......

P.S:I would apreciate if a staff member stickied this
Please feel free to leave a reply or coment on this topic

 

these could help, but there are many more situations. i suggest keep adding onto it like you planned.

 

Best advice is to be true to yourself.

I'm sorry, but a lot of these 'scenarios' are obviously schemes to 'stage' or 'perform' cliches in order to make yourself appear attractive or appealing in some direct or indirect fashion. These tips of 'advice' seem more like formulas to me, and quite frankly: regurgitating formulas written by other people instead of approaching the situation in your *own* way certainly doesn't reflect sincerity in my opinion.

Worse yet, it's pretty useless if you take advice/tips from scenarios that are completely out of character for you. The outcome is just sad when a girl thinks to herself "he seemed really cool when he was trying to get me to go out with him. But now that we're together, it's like he's a completely different (less interesting) person". When this happens, it's obvious what happened.

Be true to yourself. Do things the way you want to. The level of specificity in this thread makes the advice completely useless since there's no way this would work for everyone. While I'll acknowledge that this is simply 'advice', asking this to be stickied is completely unjustified. Why don't I write a dating advice thread and get that stickied as well? No one's advice is as good as another.

 

I except your critisism and i agree that my advice mightn't be as good as any other persons but, it isn't as if i was boasting that these were better than anyone else's.These are through my personal experiances and i'm not saying it'll work for everyone but it's a firm starting point for people with Relationship problems.Your Be yourself advice was something i completely forgot about and will put it in now.

 

Oh snap!

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way to spam *sora* and yeah, some of these would make you me like "look at me im cool" then when you get her/him your like "well wtf am i supposed to do now?"

 

Well gee, I'm oh so sorry. I guess I haven't paid my dues enough to have fun on this site. -.-

 

No seriously, EE=/=SZ

 

The amount of wishful thinking in some of that advice works well in a cheesy movie, but not reality.

The one thing you truly realize about the opposite sex when you grow up is that there are no real plans for this sort of thing. Just going with it gives you a better outcome than any possible scenario ever could.

Also I wouldn't exactly associate the word relationship with anything up there just yet. those things require communication and mutual understandings between a male and a female. First dates don't count.

 

yeah. imo if your good friends already and you want to go further, just go for it. whats there to lose?