The Joke Competition

Have a joke?, post it here.

Example:
Who is bigger, Mr. Bigger or his Baby?

His baby!, His baby is a little bigger!
(I know, lame joke)

 

What has four wheels and flies?

A garbage truck.

<.<

>.>

*sigh*

 

What do you get when you cross a bear and a buffalo?

A BEAR! Or a... a... A BUFFALO! ...wait, I need to think this out longer.

 

how many surrealisists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

the fish! =D
(lol, i don't think anybody'll get that xP)

 

They don't need to get it. It just needs to be funny in a wierd way! :D

Here's mine: Im a goofy goober! Yeah! Your a goofy goober! Yeah! :3

 

here's a good one my cousin told me:
a blond was speeding down the highway, and the police pulled her over. they drew a circle in the ground.
"don't step out of the circle or else you're arrested."
they broke one of her windows. she started laughing. they broke all of her windows, and she started laughing even harder. then they completely totalled her car, and she fell on the ground laughing.
police: "ma'am, what's so funny?!"
blond: "i stepped out of the circle, THREE TIMES! XDDDDDDDDDD *laughs even harder*