The Perfect way to kill a Spider! :D (for arachnophobics)

You hoover it with a vacuum cleaner. :D :D :D

Been using that technique for a while, and just did it now. It always works!

 

So, it just sucks it up? o.o

I usually just kill them with perfume or windex because I'm too scared to go near them. >.<

 

Me and my brother did that once

about a 12 inch spider went to his room and we beat it up with a broom and started spraying it with Windex then we vaccumed it

 

Its was really 12 inches? Cause thats longer then my keyboard!

 

NOoOoOoOo The Fallen, it spits it right back in your face. Of course it sucks it up!

But if you just spray it, you still have to wind up getting near it so you can clean it up. AND THAT I CANNOT DO. With a vacuum cleaner on the other hand, you can stand a couple of metres from the grotesque creature and still hoover it up without even looking.

EDIT: What's inches in metres guys? Either way if La Sofa's right about the keyboard thing, then that spiders sounds disgustingly big...

 

Couldn't the spider just crawl out? o_o

And I don't clean my spider kills up...I just let them lay there, unless it's in the middle of the living room or something, then I get someone else to do it. >_>

 

Well, not to my consent. It should be nested in that bag crap of all what I hoovered previously. ... ...<_< >_>

... *looks outside where vacuum hoover is just to make sure the spider isn't out*

 

um, anyone considered some grenades?

 

We suck everything up with the vacuum. Once a wasp was on our porch and my mom got it with the vacuum.

 

I just kill spiders by getting my mom's slipper and squashing it and wrapping it in a napkin and throwing it away.

Of course, when I did that, my mom screamed REALLY loudly when she saw the part of the spider was on her slipper.

^_^ Good times.

 

D: I'd violate ANYONE who used my shoe for spider murder. I feel for your mom, Raito.

 

But you should have been there...it was SO hilarious. She started screaming and crying like a baby and hiding behind my dad. Of course, my dad started teasing her with the slipper. ^^

 

Ok, first, I have to lauph about arachnophobia. I find it extremely funny how people freak out over spiders. I actualy was able to get the school bully to stop doin stuff after a through a daddy long legs onto his face and he freaked (course that was 5 years ago). Listen very carefully. What I am about to tell you might astound you all, and maybe even shock you so much that you will have a heart attack. There is an invention out on the market that is supposed to be able to get spiders every time. It is the latest in spider killing technology. What do they call this fascinating machine? They call it a SHOE. JUST STOMP ON THE FREAKEN THING AND GET ON WITH YOUR LIVES! Sheesh, I don't even see the reason of this friend. I personally hate killing spiders. I mean, I can kill roaches, no problem, but when it comes to spiders, well, lets face it, spiders get rid of other bugs, and when you kill it, you are ending a life. Its the same thing as killing a human, its just that people don't make a big deal out of it because they are stupid. Got it memorized.

 

I HOOVER THE FREAKIN THING AND GET ON WITH MY LIFE THANK YOU VERY MUCH >:/ >:/ >:/

Scaring the living hell outta me is enough reason to end a poor hopeless spider's life. I'm just a horrible selfish twat like that, and I don't care.

 

Spiders kill people, so I kill them. Plus they're just plain creepy.

 

I believe one inch is 0.027777778 meters.

 

jesus.... i love spiders, and i have had various species of tarantula in my hand and once on my face. but roaches... oh, god forbid. i wont go near them. when i was five, and living in the philippines, i went into my room with my mum and found a massive roach on my desk. i had never seen one, so i didn´t know how to react. my mum however, she was bad abouyt them then, (now they don bother here unless they´re really big) started screaming, grabbed my hand and ran down the hallway. so... i learned from that experience. now i am paranoid.

 

Thank.you.

I hate spiders...

-cowers in corner because of massive invasion of baby spiders in her bathroom-

 

Okay so if I multiply that by three to get 3 inches in metres, then multiply that by 100, I get it in centimetres. Which makes 8.

That is pretty big for a spider. But it's not the size of a whole freakin keyboard, lol.

Hoover! >D

 

Damn skippy!...xD