These days it's rare to find a woman who really does belong in the kitchen.

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  1. Keychain System Two?!

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    But I can think of three without even pondering for too long.
    Sarah Palin
    Justina Bieber
    And my grandma who seems to devote her life to thinking up new recipes that always succeed on the first try. Seriously, when you're such a genius in the kitchen where else could you possibly be wanted?

    Can you name any of these rare women?
     
  2. no-reality_allowed ¢ℓαιяνσуαηт ℓσνєкιℓℓ

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    Yea, all the rest of the women in the world.
     
  3. muff monkey Twilight Town Denizen

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    If women think they aren't meant to cook, then why do they have eggs and milk inside them?
     
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    Pure ****ing genius. Im saving this sentence.
     
  5. Boy Wonder Dark Phoenix in Training

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    This.

    And Sarah Palin does not belong in the kitchen.
    She belongs in a Medical Dictionary in the Mental section.
     
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    I love you so much.
     
  7. Keychain System Two?!

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    No she doesn't! She's Palin' the way for idiots everywhere.
     
  8. muff monkey Twilight Town Denizen

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    I have that affect on most people. :3

    But aw, I love you, too. <3
     
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    Heidi Mont-

    NOOOO, I TAKE THAT BACK. :why?:
     
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    Get back in the kitchen.
     
  11. Keychain System Two?!

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    You guys do realize that most women these days belong on behind a secretary's desk, right? That's why most don't belong in the kitchen anymore.
     
  12. Boy Wonder Dark Phoenix in Training

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    Every girl in this thread.
     
  13. muff monkey Twilight Town Denizen

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    GOOD THiNG I'M A BOY
     
  14. reptar REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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    Justina Bieber is a terrible name, I hate it. Justine Bieber is better, Justina sounds ******ed.
     
  15. Keychain System Two?!

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    Your Sig=Nostalgia Bomb=Making me want to look up Keenan and Kel episodes
     
  16. axel-chanviii Twilight Town Denizen

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    Not me.
    I almost exploded my microwave using CHEESE.
     
  17. The Twin My, what a strange duet

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    Not me, I burn water.
     
  18. MadDoctorMaddie I'm a doctor, not a custom title!

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    I've actually seen a guy do that in chemistry class. And he hadn't put anything in to the water.
     
  19. axel-chanviii Twilight Town Denizen

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    I can't even make butter melt....
     
  20. The Twin My, what a strange duet

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    There wasn't anything in the water when i did it either.

    I'm also guilty of sticking a whole frozen loaf of bread in the microwave to defrost it, without considering the fact that it was too big, still in the plastic bag and still had the plastic twist tie on it. Oops.