These days it's rare to find a woman who really does belong in the kitchen.

But I can think of three without even pondering for too long.
Sarah Palin
Justina Bieber
And my grandma who seems to devote her life to thinking up new recipes that always succeed on the first try. Seriously, when you're such a genius in the kitchen where else could you possibly be wanted?

Can you name any of these rare women?

 

Yea, all the rest of the women in the world.

 

If women think they aren't meant to cook, then why do they have eggs and milk inside them?

 

Pure ****ing genius. Im saving this sentence.

 

This.

And Sarah Palin does not belong in the kitchen.
She belongs in a Medical Dictionary in the Mental section.

 

I love you so much.

 

No she doesn't! She's Palin' the way for idiots everywhere.

 

I have that affect on most people. :3

But aw, I love you, too. <3

 

Heidi Mont-

NOOOO, I TAKE THAT BACK. :why?:

 

You guys do realize that most women these days belong on behind a secretary's desk, right? That's why most don't belong in the kitchen anymore.

 

Every girl in this thread.

 

GOOD THiNG I'M A BOY

 

Justina Bieber is a terrible name, I hate it. Justine Bieber is better, Justina sounds ******ed.

 

Your Sig=Nostalgia Bomb=Making me want to look up Keenan and Kel episodes

 

Not me.
I almost exploded my microwave using CHEESE.

 

Not me, I burn water.

 

I've actually seen a guy do that in chemistry class. And he hadn't put anything in to the water.

 

I can't even make butter melt....

 

There wasn't anything in the water when i did it either.

I'm also guilty of sticking a whole frozen loaf of bread in the microwave to defrost it, without considering the fact that it was too big, still in the plastic bag and still had the plastic twist tie on it. Oops.