Kingdom Hearts II Things The Crew Of KH2 Wouldn't Say

Sora: Screw Kairi, I luv Riku.
Axel: I haven't got it memorized.
Riku: Darkness pwns. We have cookies!
Kairi: %&*#!

Kairi: Sora, I think I'm pregnant, and Riku's the father!
Roxas: Axel, don't leave me!
Axel: I'm sorry, Roxas, it's just not working out between us!
Roxas: But I love you!
Kairi: Sora, I think I'm pregnant, and Xemnas' the father!
Riku: I have a thing for the darkness...
Kairi: Sora, I think I'm pregnant and Roxas' the fa---
Sora: NO &*#@ING WAY!
Kairi: Okay, I lied about that one.
Riku: Sora, I think I'm pregnant, and you're the father!

 

XDD hehehe

Sora: Kairi there's something I need to tell you, I'm in love with Riku
Kairi: Axel is so hot...
RIku: Sora are you pregnant?

xD anyways! *all in my head* x3

 

namine: roxas, i love axel
roxas: you what?!?!?!?!?!
namine: i said, "i love axel!"
roxas: oh..... i love him too!
namine: O.o


kairi: sora, i have STDs
sora: huh?
kairi: i have STDs
sora: how? did u do it w/ somebody?
kairi: yeah, I DID IT W/ YOU!!! remember?
sora: oh yeah, now i remember! u were d one i *&^%ed b4 namine
kairi: what!?!?!?!?!?!?! *slaps sora*
sora: wat did u do dat for?
kairi: hmph *walks away*
riku: sora, remember this: YOU'RE A DUMB***!!!
sora: tnx for noticing, riku! *blushes while saying this*
riku: *notices sora blush* wtf???? uh..............you're welcome...... *runs away from sora*

 

Sora: Where are my pants!
Riku: I want indigo hair
Mickey: WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Saix: I like big buts and I cannot lie

 

Sora: God ****ing damnit!!!>.< Why can't you people take care of your own problems!? Why do I have to take care of everything everywhere I go!?

 

Goofy: Gawrsh, I'm so excited I could wet my pants! Whoops, too late!

Daisy: *fires Ultima at random Shadow Heartless* Die, creepy things!
Donald: Remind me never to piss off Daisy.

Riku: *sees Xehanort's Heartless behind him* Holy crap, there's a guy without a shirt behind me!

 

Riku: Hey...uh...the darknass is raping me again! Anyone like to help me!?;-;

 

Sora: Lets all go to disney land!!! Goofy: Why you! *starts beating up Sora* Sora: DISNEY LAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAND!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Donald: I told them we should had gone to the beach...

 

*After Riku isn't under control of Ansem*
Sora: Do you have another dress for my size?

*Riku making a call*
Riku: Hello? Exterminator? I have a mouse for you to get rid of. :D

Mickey: So you are doing this to get revenge on them right ansem?
Ansem: No because they all owe me a quarter.

 

sora:i have to go get my money.
riku:WHY?
sora:i have to pay the bills.
riku:WTF.

hehehe.

 

Sora: Since I'm staring in this game, we're definetely going to get a sequal!

 

Riku:So...wanna go... Sora:Shopping?! Riku: Omg yes!!! Sora:yay!!!!

 

Sora: Hey Kairi! Want to make out?
Kairi: Get real, dumb***! I'm just using you to get closer to Riku.

 

Sora: Hey Kairi...what ya doin?
Kairi: Oh hey, So-
Sora: ANSWER ME, KAIRI!
Kairi: ...I just did answer you, Sora...Did you not hea-
Sora: I SAID ANSWER ME!
Kairi: -Vein on head- I just did!
Sora: What ya doin what ya doin what ya doin what ya doin etc
Kairi: -eye twitch- Know what...let's get this over with. -makes out with Sora-
Sora: That's what I was waiting for. -walks off smiling-
Kairi: -pulls out keyblade- Oh, Sooooraaaa...

 

Ansem: Door to light! Give me your power! Sora: You are wrong Ansem! Now I know that Kingdomhearts is waffles!!!

 

Sora: I'll never let you take Kairi's heart!
Riku: -snifflez- You didn't have to yell!
*Riku runs off crying*
Sora: -_-; -<(Riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight...)

 

Sora:Riku I challenge you to a xaolin showdown!!! Riku:Lol!!! How do you play? Sora: I dont know!

 

Sora: I got a Keyblade...
Riku: I got your mother.
Sora: Touché.
Kairi: I am a BANANA!
Sora: And that's why I luff you! <3

 

Riku:Sora I am father
Sora:noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

 

Riku: Sora, I'm not who you think...
-Riku takes off costume-
Riku: I am...RIKKU! -turns into Rikku of FFX-
Sora: No wonder you liked Tidus so much.
Rikku: No that was your other friend, Riku.
Sora: AW CRAP!