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VS

I made a thread a few minutes ago asking why girls are crazy over Edward Cullen from Twilight. I heard some answers like he's smarter and the usual comment that he's "hot". Alright so let's see what I don't have that he does. Feel free to add any comment or facts that you would like.

I am a vampire and I want suck your blood. Alright, I lost because I'm am no way even close to a vampire and I have no experience as acting like one. I already lost this battle, but I guess not fully. Let's see, I won't say what I think I am, but what people have told me that they thought. I'm "very caring, not really sociable, shy, not even close to a liar (I hate liars, even if it's over little things), cute, sexy (LMAO...sure), low self esteem, negative, understanding, sweet, romantic, funny, jealous and annoying at times.

Well not everything above is good, but we are not all perfect. So, I guess what I don't have is the fame the huge amount of greens bills, but that's okay. I just want to add that I never had a girlfriend besides 5th grade, if I'm all the above then why don't I have a girlfriend?

On that note, that was a lot of writing for spam zone. I love you KHV! You all mean the world to me. Peace!

 

You forget Edward was a complete asshole to Bella for no explained reason in the first few chapters that I did read.

So, become an asshole to whoever you like, but then randomly go nice.

 

i am female btw

 

As quoted by you: 'I concentrate more on work and my future career', so that's probably why you don't have a girlfriend, because you care to much about your future. what you should be doing right now, is if you see a girl you like, go for her.

If you're the romantic/sweet type, then to get girls, you could probably swoon them easily, it's just probably your low-self-esteem that people tell you, you have is holding you back. (< Just a guess.)

Edward, is a fictional vampire character that every girl falls for, just because he's 'hot', when to be honest he's not that great-looking. The book portrays him so much better, and to be honest the way the movie portrays him, he's ****ing scary as ****, I have a Twilight poster with him and Bella on and he scares the **** outta me when I sleep.

Don't try and compare yourself to other guys, Mike. So what if everyone like Edward Cullen, there is a girl out there for you, but you just gotta find her.

And to boost your self-esteem, you are quite cute. <3



Yeah, I can be deep.​

 

Wow, that's horrible.

Wow that really was deep. Thanks for your concern. It means a lot. xD
By the way, what happened? I thought you guys were going to wreck this in some sort of funny way.

 

>.> The one time I try to be nice and you start complaining!

Well FFFFFUUUUU- :lolface:​

 

Trying? I love you too babe.

 

I lol'd more than I should've.​

 

The reason you are not good at spamming is because you are too honest. You tell people Edward is a vampire and you are not. I woul be like Edward is vampire and so am I I can so frigging suck your blood just stand over here, bend over, and lemme bend your neck. See my fangs? Sharp, huh?

Ad that's not even good spamming. But it's a step up for you. An I mean that in the nicest way posible.

 

Like you're one to give advice. I could spam your ass from here to next month.

 

Meanwhile, Edward's eyebrows are suffocating me.

 

I'm going to mod Street Fighter and actually do this.

Edward Cullen vs. Mike.

 

While you're at it

VS.

Please.

 

I am aware of that, but it's better than nothing. I mean he's not even spamming, he's just... typing. Disturbing, isn't it?

 

I can't say. First, what is sapping.

 

^ This.​

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I'm giving you a specialized hadouken.

Oh, and Mike's special attack is throwing his and Kenni-Chan's children at you.

 

Which ones? Speky? jesus? Trevor? Megatron? Mike Jr.? Eh?​

 

We've got to make sure that they're not her favorite ones.