This Omegle..

Lol...so much fun

Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: heya
You: Hi
Stranger: what's good?
You: nothing
You: you?
Stranger: same, nothin. wishing i had some weed. lol
You: lol
Stranger: location?
You: New York
Stranger: North Carolina
Stranger: how's the weather up there?
Stranger: it's hot as a ***** here
You: It was just raining
Stranger: heh, damn.
You: But it was sunny for a few days
Stranger: you anywhere near pittsford? i have family there
You: I dont think so

He got off after that.

 

Stranger: Hello.
You: Hello.
You: I'm lost, can you point me in the right direction?
Stranger: That depends.
Stranger: Where do you want to be?
You: ...I'll be going Southeast. Thank you for your help.
You have disconnected.

 

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: Good Afternoon, Ma'am
You: Good afternoon,
Stranger: I'm a cowboy
Stranger: And your my horsey
Stranger: Rusty
Stranger: And we must travel to the train tracks
Stranger: To rescue Black Joe
Stranger: And the others
Stranger: From Indians
Stranger: Like on what happened at the end of last season
Stranger: Okay, now say neigh
You: Okayy.
You: Um, I refuse,
Stranger: WHAT
Stranger: ****ING NEW ACTORS
Stranger: YOU ****ING AMATEUR
Stranger: I WANT YOU OFF MY ****ING SET
Stranger: YOU ****ING ******
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

 

WERID CONVO HE JUST DISCONNECTED

Connecting to server..
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: i'm an italian boy. 21 yo
You: Uhhh
You: .......
Stranger: ....
Stranger: nice to meet u
You: nice to meet you
Stranger: u?
Stranger: where do u come from?
You: Uh, the US?
Stranger: ur age?
You: 16?
Stranger: male or female?
You: male....
Stranger: well...what do u want to talk about?
You: Uh...what do you want to talk about?
Stranger: i don't know tell me something
Stranger: do u like soccer?
You: Not as much
Stranger: are u gay?
You: no
Stranger: ok me too:)
You: lol

 

Stranger: Hi
Stranger: asl?
You: 91/Both/Egg
You have disconnected.

 

server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: Hi
Stranger: asl
Stranger: from turkiye
Stranger: you
You: Turkey?
Stranger: yes
Stranger: you
You: Uh, US
Stranger: usa?
Stranger: ?
Stranger: ?
You: Yes
You: USA
Stranger: ok
Stranger: how old r u?
You: 21-I LIED XD just to see what she would say
Stranger: f m
You: Male?
Stranger: ok
You: you?
Stranger: f
Stranger: 19 years old
You: ah
You: Egg
Stranger: ?

 

You: What's your name?
Stranger: hi
Stranger: Eric
Stranger: and u?
You: I just wrote it down in my Death Note.
You: You have 40 seconds
You have disconnected.

 

I lol'd


Imma do that

This made me laugh:

Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hey
You: hey
Stranger: asl
You: 16, male, US

Disconnected

 

BRASIL? adhd

 

Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hey
You: Hi
Stranger: asl
You: 16 male USA
Stranger: 15 f usa'
Stranger: do any sports?
You: No, Im not a sports person
You: I do a bit of swimming
Stranger: oh i do cheerleading and softball
You: Oh, seems fun
Stranger: it is

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Wut..

 

You: I'LL
You: MAKE A MAN
You: OUT OF YOOOU
Stranger: STOP WRITING IN CAPSLOCKE
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

:c

 

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hello
You: Hi
Stranger: from?
You: USA
Your conversational partner has disconnected.


People seem not to like the U.S

 

You: I'm lost
Stranger: teen sex?
Stranger: butt rape?
You: can you give me directions
Stranger: webcam?
You: does it involve eggs?
Stranger: if yu like eggs
You: I do like eggs
You: ...egg
You have disconnected.

 

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: sup
You: sup
Stranger: yo
Stranger: vln?
You: VLN?
Stranger: pbn?
You: pbn?
Stranger: SMALL TALK?
You: WHAT THE HELL?
Stranger: FFFFFUUUUU---
You: FIUUUUUUUU
You: 4chan?
Stranger: naw im not a /b/tard
You: Oh **** you know what 4chan is?
Stranger: duh
Stranger: the game
You: KH-Vids?
Stranger: never heard of it
Stranger: ive lurked /b/ thats it
You: Ah
Stranger: i use pbn small talk over 4chan cuz theirs no weird ass **** haha
You: oh
You: your name
Stranger: on pbn?
You: no
Stranger: or real life
You: RL
Stranger: steve
You: You just lost the game, steve
Stranger: damn.
You: I have written your name in my deathnote
Stranger: It's a dirty game.
You: You have 40 seconds
Stranger: ohhh shiiitttt
Stranger: shshhsshhshshshiiitt
You: Bye
Stranger: fffffuuuuccckkkk
Stranger: FFFFFUUUUU---
Stranger: **** **** **** ****
Stranger: STOP IT **** OH GOD
Stranger: **** **** **** ****
Stranger: hehe
You: I hope you have fun in hell
Stranger: i will, chillin with ma boi satin
You: Yeah
Stranger: smokin some doobies
Stranger: laxxin
You: You smoke?
Stranger: hell yeah
Stranger: 5 blunts of sour deseil yesterday
Stranger: no joke
You: Yeah...it's not for me
Stranger: its wonderful
Stranger: try that ****
Stranger: put that in your pipe and smoke it
You: nah
You: Say Hi to your dead brain cells for me kay?
You have disconnected.


I lol'd

 

Stranger: o-o
Stranger: o0o
Stranger: o9o
Stranger: o8o
Stranger: o7o
Stranger: o6o
Stranger: o5o
Stranger: o4ro
You: yeeeeeees? B|
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

...O...kay.

 

Wait


halp, some south korean girl wants to be my pen pal>>

 

Oh god xD


Stranger: ruki?
You: No, this is Patrick
You have disconnected.

 

DAMN IT RAYKU. WHY HAVE YOU SHOWN THEM THIS?!

They were never supposed to know...

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: Herro.
You: AsL/
Stranger: 15/f/ canada
Stranger: you?
You: 14/m/New York.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Go yankees? ;_;

 

they hate the USA and New York -_-

Only one person was nice I've met so far..A South Korean girl

 

Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Pancakes
Stranger: have any?
You: Hell yeah, lets make some
Stranger: so... i'm invited?
You: Yeah if you like pancakes
Stranger: who doesn't?
You: Damn right
You: What kind do you like
Stranger: wait... there are kinds?
You: Well blueberry, chocolate chip, buttermilk, etc
Stranger: chocolate.
You: right on
Stranger: can you cook?
You: Only pancakes
You: And they are damn good pancakes
Stranger: can't wait!
You: Can you eat?
Stranger: yes.
You: lol
You: I should open up a pancake house
Stranger: it needs a name...
You: oh damn
You: uh...
You: any ideas?
Stranger: no. sorry.
Stranger: it's your pancake house.
You: How about "Dude look, we got mofo Pancakes here Biyatch"
Stranger: too long. you can't say: let's go to "Dude look, we got mofo Pancakes here Biyatch"
You: Hmmm you're right
You: Needs something shorter and catchier
Stranger: much shorter...
You: How about "Stack o' Pancakes"
Stranger: don't like it.
You: "Pancakes Grande"
You: Though I have no idea what a mexican pancake looks like
Stranger: me neither.
Stranger: our pancakes are thin.
Stranger: we call them palačinke.
You: "Racist Pancakes" lol
Stranger: ahahah
You: Where are you from
Stranger: bosnia
You: hmmm
Stranger: hmmm indeed.
You: Well thank you for this long convo about pancakes, I didn't think it would last this long
Stranger: well pancakes are very interesting.
You: Indeed