Time paradoxes

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This'll take awhile for ya to get your head around this one.

A man goes into a bar. The elderly baternder and him get into a conversation. The man tells the bartender, "I used to be a woman. I was raised in an orfanage, and my name when I was a woman was Joan. I had a one-night-stand and got pregnant. When I gave birth, they found that I had male parts, and I got a sexchange. I do not remember what happened to my baby. And I've always wanted to know you its father was." The bartender responds, "I have a time machine. You can use it if you want." So the man and bartender go back in time. The man falls in love with a woman and has a one-night-stand They go back to the future before they find his child's father. When the man leaves the bar, the bartender goes back in time, nine months after th time that they already went to and kidnaped a baby, and put it in an orphanage with a note that said "Joan." A few days later, the man returns to ask the bartender if he can become a bartender. Years later, the man now a seasone old bartender, goes back in time to talk to a man... a man that used a woman.

Now, who is the man's child's father?

 

Ouch, my head hurts. >_<

umm, himself?

 

I go with what Kyle said, 'cause that's what happened in Furturnrama (sp) Fry went back in time and does it with his grandma and that makes him his grandad

 

*Tries to hold brain explode* The Bartender? *Explodes*

 

I saw that episode. It was funny. Bender and Zoidberg at Area 51.

 

Pine Taradox.

 

Time Paradox....Fission Mailed!

 

If you travel to the past to kill a person, and succeed, then in the future (your present) that person will not exist, thus you don't have to go back in time to kill him/her. But if you didn't go back, then he/she will still be alive. Then you'd have to send yourself back in time to kill him/her, but, if you succeed, he/she wouldn't be alive when you first planned to kill him/her. And, as it is pointless to kill a dead person, you give up the time travel. But look! He/She is still alive, because you didn't go back in time to kill him/her! And if you decide to kill that person again in his/her past, then you'd travel back in time, and if you succeed, that person would be dead in the future again, so you wouldn't bother building the extremely expensive time-travelling machinery to kill a dead person! And as soon as you give up travelling in time, the previously deceased ceases its deceased state, because you had never really killed him/her.

OH SHI-

 

Already said above, but I do agree. That would be himself. This puts the phrase "Go f**k yourself!" into a whole new meaning............