Did someone say... Spoiler Toads? inb4movedtoSpamZone. And if you're serious about this being a poem or something...then you need a lot of work. If this is just a joke, it wasn't exactly amusing. Try again?
Anorexic Anna loved dinosaurs. Each morning she would be found beside the great Oak, with plastic Tyrannosaurus firmly in hand, roaring obscenities. One day Anna decided she would become a dinosaur. "Dinosaurs aren't real," said her brother. "they are now extinct." continued her pa. "Egad!" went her ma. "You are a young lady and will grow up to be such, those brutish things are for boys only!" But Anna would not have it. a dino was she, so she thought, and so she'd be. She thought and she thought, and her brain stormed a great big brainstorm; till finally she conceived of an idea one night, eyes glued to the telly, which was broadcasting a documentary on eating disorders. She presented her idea at the dinner table the next day, she thought it foolproof, and she thought it very clever. Needless to say, her parents did not think it either. "I will become Anna-rex-ick," she said.
