Today my English teacher recounted a story of a stripper he saw.

At Lowes. She was teaching a varnish stripping seminar.

 

My english teacher once told my class about a time when him and his wife went on holiday to South Africa and they slept in the same bed. On their way home they were itching all over. At home he looked down at him chest hair and it was alive with lice... and then he said he was covered in them... everywhere he had hair there were lice. We were like O.o