Um...Question.

How do you kill like...60 ants and get them out of your kitchen? ​

 

Hairspray? ;D

 

With a gun.

 

D: I need meh Hairspray for ironing. ​

I only gots meh shotgun, and that'll completely destroy the floorboards T-T​

 

Buy an ant eater.

 

You iron with Hairspray?

 

...It smells better then starch. ​

But then what money will I use for college? =O! Plus, they would’ve multiplied into a humungous army by then. That would take a while.​

 

Don't kill them.

First:
Earn their trust,learn their language,breed with their men and then crush them into little pieces.


Or you could just use a shoe and get over it.

 

Eh...I like the first option better...Seems more personal...​

 

Then get some chocolate syrup and eat them yourself. =D

 

...That just might work.
:glomp: PROBLEM SOLVED!
(Runs off to fetch some chocolate syrup) ​

 

If that doesn't work you could pour salt all over + surrounding them. Even if that's meant for snails, it's what we did when we had ants in the kitchen on a vacation, it lowered their numbers until an exterminator came.

 

EAT THEM >: D

 

1. don't use hairspray, dvds don't work well
2. try a flame thrower even though you may lose ur kitchen
3. if these fail try ant powder or a FALCON PUNCH (it's still in my mind)