Weird things you thought/believed when you were little

Well, anybody?

Who, me? Why, I couldn't. But, if you insist.

1) I thought that rain was God's tears.
2) I thought sex was just sleeping with someone naked.
3) I thought babies came from the butt.

 

I believed in eternal life. Then, I met my nemisis.

 

Sounds... epic. ^^

 

My mam told me she could fly and I believed her. ]: I also thought I would inherit her flying genes someday.

Life is just one big disappointment after another for me.

 

I believed that I was going to grow up and become a big pop star like Britteny Spears.

DAMN am I glad that didnt happen xDDDDDDDD

 

i used to belive i could be anything when i grow up, and i wanted to be a tree. yes i know VERY weird.

 

I thought whenever there was a thunderstorm, Jesus was bowling and got a strike everytime. :D
I believed that whenever you ate gushers, your head would really turn into a fruit. So I never ate them. (as much as I wanted)
I thought there was a monster in the shower that stalked me in there.
>.>

 

Also, I thought that money was worthless.

 

ya and i also thought that what happened in movies was real

 

Weird... me too O.o

 

I believed somebody...

 

lol, I thought movies changed everytime I watched them. I don't know why I thought that..

 

i also thought that cartoons were really happening

 

I used to think leprechauns were real and I could catch one...

but now people just call me one ^_^

 

why are u irish or short? or both?

 

OMG, me too!!!! i thought i was the only one... hmmmm...

oh, and i also used to believe in everything, EVERYTHING. (except God, i never was religious, even as a little kid). people able to fly? uh, yeah! breathe under water? you bet. mermaids, unicorns, vampires, Peter Pan, for real? Uh-huh.

of course i still believe in some of them... tee hee. like Peter Pan. and fairies.

 

I thought life would turn out better. Silly me.

And I thought having a bf/gf meant you had a life. VirGiN proved me wrong :3

 

I believed that the cookie monster stole my cookies when I was 5.........

 

my dad said i was a witch - so yeh i believed him

he's so mean

 

I believed that cars would come up to me and eat me. O_o