What DO you think of Chuck Norris?

Well, I was reading the rules for this section, and I started thinking 'In all seriousness what do these users think of Chuck Norris?'. So what do you think about him? Cool, Dumb, Awesome Roundhouse kick?

I personally think he's awesome. Mostly because of his round-house kicks. ​

 

I choose dumb just to tick you off.
And because you're my friend,
I hope you won't get too mad.

And since I'm your friend,
I'll take what I said back:
And speak the truth:
Chuck Norris is awesome.
Hands down.

 

Chuck norris is awesome have you seen the facys about him?


*pints to one in my sig*

 

So what happened to the guy who said
Round-House kicks weren't the best way to kick somebody?

xD

As if I really had to ask.

 

Chuck Norris is an eejit. He's over used n't it ain't funny when folk make refrences of him. Everyone knows Bruce Lee would kick his ass!

 

I'm sorry hellkitten...but Kitty's right....

And that might even be able to be tested....
if Bruce Lee were actually even alive.

Respect for the dead and all,
but Bruce Lee would actually be equally leveled with
even the aged Mr. Norris.

Maybe Jet Lee is a better match-up.

 

Cuck Norris is just an old geezer with lots of hype and the jokes are old as hell and lame too. I read the entire list of them to my brother and niether one of us laughed.

 

Apparently, there are a lot of fans of him o.o
He's okay....I guess.

Lol.

 

He is overused,
but that doesn't mean he's an idiot.

Please try to be alittle more considerate
of other people.

Espeacially if those other peaople could kill you so easily. XD

 

"then Gandalf the Grey and Gandalf the White and
"Monty Python and the Holy Grail"'s Black Knight and
Benito Mussolini and The Blue Meanie and
Cowboy Curtis and Jambi the Genie
Robocop, the Terminator, Captain Kirk, and Darth Vader
Lo Pan, Superman, every single Power Ranger
Bill S. Preston and Theodore Logan,
Spock, The Rock, Doc Ock, and Hulk Hogan
all came out of no where lightning fast
and they kicked Chuck Norris in his cowboy ass"​

8D

 

Overused on the internet..I'll quote someone from a mmo

''What is with kids and Chuck Norris!?Do they get boners for him or something?"

Seriously,he can be awesome,but overusing anyones greatness is bad.

 

Silly fools. Chuck Norris doesn't dodge bullets. Bullets dodge Chuck Norris

 

Exactly my point from before.

 

Lol. Chuck Norris doesn't consider it sex unless somebody dies.......

 

.....And why do you like him anyway?...

 

Hmmmmm. Well, so far no one else can actually do all the **** that these jokes say chuck norris can, so until someone can do somethen better, CHuck Norris is meh idol.



If you can see chuck norris, then he can see you O_O
But if you can't see him, then your dead

 

Have you seen Chuck Norris have sex?..I hope not..

 

Have you seen Chuck Norris? If I watched him have sex, then the eyes in my head would burn out becuz of the awsome light which would come from the holy ceremony of Chuck Norris and a chick doing it. O_O

 

Idk why anyone sees him as god,he's just like everyone else,except he knows how to fight better.I bet half of these people either don't know who he is,or don't know why he's so 'awesome'..I find this as a neverending fad tbh.

 

Lol. Just go along with it dude. I mean, I've seen the dude, but since everyone praises him, I just felt like joinen the fun.


But I've seen him in dodge ball, texas rangers, and his cartoon that he made, Chuck Norris Super Ninja Squad (look it up. I swear to God that you'll find it, cuz I have seen it on tv!)