When God gives you lemons...

What are ya gonna do?

 

Make grapefruit juice.

 

Give them back and say "Screw lemons, I don't like them anyway!"

 

Build anything. It will surely fail but then you get a pun out of it. If it does somehow work then you are too excited about the possibilities to care.

 

I sell them for a large amount of money.

 

Going to go with the first answer that popped into my head.
Call the Ghostbusters.

 

[video=youtube;77Vl37quZyQ]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=77Vl37quZyQ[/video]

 

Squeeze them in the eyes of this 'God' and tell him he doesn't exist, therefore making him cease to exist.​

 

Throw them at homeless people.

EDIT: Oh my god. I'm a sadist. It's the first thing that came to my mind.

 

Don't make lemonade. Make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don’t want your damn lemons, what the hell am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life’s manager! Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons! Do you know who I am? I’m the man who’s gonna burn your house down! With the lemons! I’m gonna get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!

 

Make lemon merangue pie. Then throw it at politicians.

Or make lemon berry cake. And eat it.

 

Learn something from the experience. Probably I'll just learn how to make weak lemonade, but who knows?

"That attitude against the homeless is exactly what Maureen is protesting!"
I'm sorry, I can't help it, it's an obsession >.<

Oh my God, when did you get back?

 

I' d turn my head up and down
I' d turn I' d turn I' d turn I' d turn I' d turn it around

 

You don't waste pie like that, you barbarian.

 

Yesterday evening, I believe.
Hey.

 

Normally I'd agree, but this is a pie I made. I've never made pie. It's ound to be crappy and only worth throwing at politician's faces.

Brit!!! You're back! Why did you leave? When did you leave? And what happened to that faceless guy who used to be your avatar? Is that string?