When I am bored and have nothing to do I make topics like this

With titles like this. When I can actually think of something to talk about. But this time this time its different. For this topic is more about what someone does when there's nothing to do and not about a something.
So...In your boredom and you have nothing else to do and there's nothing on tv. (Though maybe you do have something to do like work or something but you just don't want to do it. Because it is NOT Fun! or Entertaining at all!! )
What do YOU do?
I don't think this beginning of this topic made much sense at the beginning, along with the whole entire topic title.

Everything else below does not matter but you can read it anyway...

Totally random but:
NO TROLLS ALLOWED!!
Haa. I don't think anyone is going to pay attention to this.

I'm obviously trying to make a long post in spam. Unforunately my talking a lot gift doesn't seem to want to work when I want it too.
Did you know it took me like a minute or 2 just to write that?
My quick thinking doesn't seem to work when I want it too either.
Why doesn't anything work when I really want it too?!
....
You don't have to answer that question.

Ha I'm typping this sentence right here without looking at the computer screen or keyboard. Wheeee!

This is usually the spot where I try to make random lists to make the post longer.
Why do I make the posts longer?
So I can tooorrtttuuuree you!
Mu ha ha ha ha ha ha!!

Hey want to hear/read a song I wrote?

La li la li la li la!
Da di la li la la la!!
Bo Bo Bo Bo
Bo Bo Bo Bo
Boooooorrreeddddooommm

That's what I got so far.

If you really believed I was going to post a good song with good lyrics. I laugh at you right now.

Random!
I believe Shakespeare should be a different language....
They say its English and yet not everyone who speaks english can understand it.

OHhhhh I'm tired of this now.
That Oh was a sigh of tiredness.

Hey! Guess what?! I just wasted some minutes of your life! An hour of your life if your a slow reader!
Hey! Guess what?! There's like...tons of subjects in this topic!
Feel free to reply to any of them. That is if you read this far.
By the way for those that have read this far, you could've went on youtube and watched a video about a Crazy funny chicken or somethin. I would've gone on youtube but I have a crappy dial-up. Sooo....
Have fun replying to this!

Hey I may even give someone something if they reply to all of those subjects!
And I mean what I said, I will give you something!
I'll give you 2 somethings if you count how many subjects are in here!
Da fine print of somethings:
Yukisaxor is not responsible for any disappointment related to something

Oh!
And I'm not on crack! Or drugs or anything!
Actually I'm on Boredom you can get it when there's absolutely nothing to do!
I'm also on attempting to make a long post. You can get it when....well there's no definite answer for that. You can get it when your bored but you can also get it when your competing with somone!

~♥~ The End ~♥~ <---*gasp* Its a heart!! With Wwwiiinnggss!