Who here

Likes Dane Cook as much as I do?​

 

*Raises hand*

But you already know this. xD

 

I actually used to not like him, but now I think he is the freakin' man, and he's from Boston like me.

 

whooper!!!!​

 

Yes.

I make dubs of his stand-up jokes with KH.

Which is not good.

._.

 

LOVE him. Mostly his standups, like "Vicious Circle" and "Rough Around the Edges"

 

Yes xD

I know :P

That's so cool D:

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xD

My friend is so lucky, even if she didn't go but her friend had a ticket so they could both go to one of his shows, but it was her grandmother's anniversary. I was like "D8 lucky!"

And she was like, "...But I couldn't go."​

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Vicious Circle is one of the best stand-ups ever

 

I want to do that with Death Note.

No.

I NEED to do that with Death Note.

I know XD

Exactly what I was watching.

Clusterf*ck is now officially my favorite word.

Which is from the sneezing one ._.​

 

Vicious Cycle has definately got to be one of his best:

"God Bless you"
"I'm an athiest"
"What am I supposed to say to an athiest when he sneezes?"
"uhhh...when you die nothing happens"

 

That depends...how much do you like him?

 

I like the first one with lyin' xD

"It wasn't even a ravine.

It was a quarry. A f*cking quarry!"​

 

"I want some of those little coins in the tinfoil"

 

lol and "due to the fire, it melted the seatbelt, so what was once a safety harness was now a strap-o-death"

 

"I have a f*cking hologram of myself watching tv because of burgulars. They'll come and be like,"

"F*ck, he's watching tv. Let's go.""​

 

Dane: "Wouldn't you just like to be a snake?"

Guy in the crowd: "No"

Dane: "Yeah...you would"

 

One day i'd like to name my kids after my favorite show Transformers! Optimus Prime come here we need to talk you too Megatron..haha!​

 

"I wanted to do....a B&E. Yeah...a B&E. And if you're looking at me like,'Dane, what's that? Bacon and eggs?' Noo..." XD Dane Cook is awesome.

 

"it was like she had washed her vagina with a dirtier vagina!"

i have Vicious Circle on DVD...

 

I do!!! He's funny as hell! Ya know I never understood that expression. Hell isn't funny. Or is it......