Why Bleach Sucks

Bleach is a sucky anime. Why, you ask?

- The main character's name, Ichigo, translates to Strawberry in English. *coughgaycough*
- Just like all animes, the fanbase is 90% Wapanese and 10% furry. Whether this is due to it being on adult swim or just being fruity as hell, is unknown.
- Mudkip is not a central theme, so therefore, this series needs work.
- Orihime, with huge tits, would clear do Ichigo. Unfortunately, he's batting to the other team, which pretty much ruins the show.
- Uryu sews.

And an overall plot description and synopsis for Bleach:

 

AGH!!!! SINNER!!!!!!!!
*pulls out holy water and flings it*
The Power of Christ Compells You!

 

"Anime tits" lawlerskates!

 

Er, Ichigo has strawberry colored orange hair?

Bleach is very interesting. NO BLEACH HATE. XD

 

Run Roxas the Bleach fans are coming.

 

lol I know.

Bleach is decent.

 

Lmao. No one dies in Bleach.

 

Because they're all ghosts BOO!!!!!!

 

Yeah, they just explode in blood.

 

Y'know, the ONLY anime that CANNOT be less than perfect is Fullmetal Alchemist. I'll give you an Internet cookie if you try to mock and succeed!

EDIT: LOL the comic.

 

i always thot Bleach sucked but that made me laugh and ppl around me looked at me funny. strawberry, lol

oooh, i'm watching this one RIGHT NOW, i love it!!!! another good anime is yu yu hakusho and yugioh

 

"Wapanese" ?

 

No one important. :\

And I really need to stop trying to use memes outside of /a/ >_>. It just doesn't work...

 

Otaku's moron.

 

... Please, please, O God, tell me your being sarcastic! Yu yu Hakusho is decent, but Yugioh is teh phail.

 

i agree WORST ANIME EVER! well mabee not the worst <_<

 

Lmao, so true.

 

*sigh* They aren't the same. People act like these two are interchangable. They really aren't. Otaku is a JAPANESE WORD for JAPANESE PEOPLE. It describes those with an unhealthy obsession in said context. Wapanese is an ENGLISH WORD for WHITE PEOPLE who is obsessed with Japanese culture. Lawdy LAWD LAWD.

 

Sorry,thanks for clearing that up.

 

Naruto is the worst.