Why does odd things always happen to me

Seriously, besides all that 2am stuff, slipping on a Banana, shooting a bug with an airsoft gun, yet another odd thing comes into my life. I walked outside, and there I saw two chicks kissing in the bushes. I had no comment but to walk inside and lock my door. I don't even think they were wearing any clothes, though I think they were wearing pants at least.

Still -shudders- females...

 

Hey...*sniff* It's not ALL girls, ya know! Anyways, yes....I would have done the same thing, Sir. And....these things happen because your special.

 

Okay....I'm sorry I don't know what to say but the bug bit is funny but seeing two girls kissing is fine but with nothing on....okay

 

Ha ha Xaldin saw some lesbian action. :3

 

Xaldin saw lesbian action and he didn't even CAM/TAKE PHOTOS of it.

 

8DDD Nice.

 

Alice sez:

Pics plz. >:3

 

Why doo you all want pics of naked girls kissing ;;

I wouldn't want pics of any naked people kissing ever.

You're all pretty damn weird. D:

 

I also like how he refered to them as chicks. =P

 

Maybe I should rephrase that,

Pics or it didn't happen. >:3


I figured out why Roxas lusts after Xaldin. He's so naive. He's like the perfect uke.

 

And you have no pen!s! D:

EDIT: OMG I am going to make a suggestion to remove these stupid censores- *storms off*

 

Haha! nice, Xaldin saw lesbian action. I don't quite understand why you would lock the door after going inside, it's not like seeing them is a sign of death...

And why does this **** happen to you? Maybe the 666 thing was a sign of all this...

 

Xaldin would get banned if he posted pics. XD

 

Theirs nothing wrong with not looking at porn. Hell, I don't even look at it.

 

*cough*PM*coughcough*

:|

shadowjak: And that was relevant to that part of my post how...?

XDDDD

 

I thought you were calling him naive for not looking at naked girls kissing...?

 

No, it's me summing up several things of his nature.

 

Ahh, in that case I somewhat agree.

 

Several things of my nature? o-o Like what? ;-;

and I'd go outside to take a picture if I was brave enough to do it without worrying about getting caught.

 

Ehhhh, you don't seem very comfortable with the opposite sex, you figured out what hentai was from me, and you don't appear to be an even slightly smexually tempted person.