[Congratz on becoming prem, man! As a premium member, you get your own personal sex slave.] Welcome to the brotherhood.
Do you know how long I've waited for this moment? To finally post in a section that no one posts in? To have larger icons no one cares about? To have two images in my signature just in case they didn't notice the first one? To have a username of a color I loathe? To have a custom title I will never change? God, I am so happy.